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VANDALS
Internet Dating Superstuds 
4,3,2,1,0,-1
Appreciate My Honesty
I'm Becoming You
Disproportioned Head
Soccer Mom
We'll All Get Laid
Little Weirdo
I Can't Wait
Where's Your Dignity
My Brain Tells My Body
When I Say You, I Mean Me
The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
My Brother is Gay
Lord of the Dance
4,3,2,1,0,-1
Stop, pretending you’re even having fun You just stand there looking dumb and bored with your thumb in your ass… you’re better than that. For once in your life, before you retire be the leader of the choir set your pubic hair on fire just because, you feel like it
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Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!This shit could never be too loud for meHelp us help you armpit fart, cuz we’re only getting started…Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop. Oh boy is this great! Don’t hesitate rub your feces like an ape, and finally celebrate- just because.Finally talk to a girl, throw your dream journal in the urinal cuz with tap shoes and a girdle, dreams really can come true…you’re living proof
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Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!This shit could never be too loud for meHelp us help you armpit fart, cuz we’re only getting started…Yeah, we’re only getting started… Participate, it’s the end of the wait, show up late, masturbate, tell your date you’re in shape- though you’re not.Take off your shirt, eat a fistful of dirt, and never learn get sunburn, cuz it looks good on you.
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Be that moron screaming in the crowd- HEY!This shit could never be too loud for meHelp us help you armpit fart, cuz we’re only getting started…Yeah, we’re only getting started…(X2)Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.
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Appreciate My Honesty
I used to take you out nearly every night.Acting interested in everything you like. Painfully pretending you we’re everything I wanted.
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Now I’ve gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you- Please appreciate my honesty. I’m so glad that I can lay around, hand in pants without a chance of disappointing you. Never listening, or helping except for a critique or two.
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Now I’ve gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you- Please appreciate my honesty.Appreciate my honesty I’m so happy that we’ve gotten past the lies. If you don’t believe me start again with any other guy. They’ll be nice and really try but soon like me they’ll realize… that it’s a lie.Over time I’ve let myself go. But I’m not going to let you go unless you want to go and pick me up some food or something nice.
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Now I’ve gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you- Please appreciate my honesty.Now I’ve gotten comfortable enough to be a whole lot more like me around you- Please appreciate my honesty.Appreciate my honesty.
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I'm Becoming You
It’s not enough to say you’re mine it still seems so unsatisfying. I want to live inside your mind and wear your shoes and walk for miles. Show up as you, do what you do, see what ensues- can we try?
CHORUS
:I just had to explain that we are one in the same.
Help me cuz I’m becoming you. I smell your clothes I smell your sheets and wish that smell had come from me. I hate my skin that I live in, I never win, I just had to say-
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I just had to explain that we are one in the same.
Help me cuz I’m becoming you. Normal love you know the story, it’s been done and it gets so boring. First you meet and then you get married, squeeze out some kids and wait to be buried. I know it sounds all crazy.I wanna be you baby. It’s no a gay thing, I’m just stating that I’m way all into you. As this progresses I’m a mess but it will all be over soon
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I just had to explain that we are one in the same.
Help me cuz I’m becoming you.I know it sounds all crazy.I wanna be you baby.I know it sounds all crazy.He want’s to be you baby.I know it sounds all crazy.He want’s to be you baby
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Disproportioned Head
If my body was twice the size it was then I might look alright but I don’t because, I’ve got a disproportioned head. And the people they point and laugh at me and they tell me it’s huge cuz honestly – I’ve got a disproportioned head. Don’t try and be nice and say, “It’s really not that big” cuz I am well aware that you are lying – about my head. It blocks out the sun like a parasol. And I’m walking around like a Dodger doll cuz I’ve got a disproportioned head. And I can’t make it better with surgery. So I’m stuck with this skull and the world can see, I’ve got a disproportioned head. Don’t try and be nice to me because you think I’m near. I’m across the street and I can’t hear.Don’t offer advice to me, of hats- it’s all been tried.They don’t really make them in my size……Head.And I can only fit in convertible cars.And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar, cuz of my disoproportioned head And I’d go ahead and end it nowIf I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head.I’ve got a disproportioned head (X3)
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Soccer Mom
Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen. Hope you might feel the same. My Soccer mom, it’s on. Knew all along so right it’s so wrong.Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking. I know you’re brattless every other weekend. Let your hair down and keep it all a secret. No reason why it couldn’t be that way. If you say yes right now, I’ll make it work some how. Those fancy dinners don’t come free. Don’t know just where he went. But with that settlement, you should be taking me.My Soccer mom, it’s on. Knew all along so right it’s so wrong.Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking. I know you’re brattless every other weekend. Let your hair down and keep it all a secret. No reason why it couldn’t be that way.Tell me I’m the one for you, even if it isn’t true. I’d pretend to like those two snot kids.And if it had to end, I think that my heart would eventually mend. I’d keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you. Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking. I know you’re brattless every other weekend. Let your hair down and keep it all a secret. No reason why it couldn’t be that way.Tell me I’m the one for you, even if it isn’t true. I’d pretend to like those two. I’d do anything for you my Soccer Mom.
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We'll All Get Laid
Well it’s a great big world that’s filled with disappointment. We’re maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free. And now the futures gotmuch more than you can handle.Don’t try to light a candle.Let’s curse the misery. And as we head for certain doom, don’t give up so soon. Till every one of us is dead and vengeful Armageddon has arrived.
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Cuz we’ll have a drink and throw a parade. And greet the rapture screaming “Hoary!” And hope someone jumps on the grenade. But no one will. We’ll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled. And even the bravest of us run away. We’ll all get laid. Cuz you still got dreams that haven’t been pissed on. And you still got things you’ll never get done. And you’ll keep on running like a rat on a wheel. And keep on wondering what is the deal. What was the point? And how come it ends this way? Well no one knows, we’ve only got today. And as the lights go dim, don’t think it’s all so grim. At least we all go out together heading off to never-never land.
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Cuz we’ll have a drink and throw a parade. And greet the rapture screaming “Hoary!” And hope someone jumps on the grenade. But no one will. We’ll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled. And even the bravest of us run away.We’ll all get laid X2
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Little Weirdo
The little weirdo down the street says he’s making a rocket ship with household items, so we can’t find him.Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and some magazines for the long ride home.
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Set the controls for the farthest star and fly away. Little weirdo.
No one here is going to miss you much but I wish you luck on your trip- run away. Fly away, fly away.Planet earth never offered much, just culture shock and and a lot of strange looks from the native assholes.Ground control there’s no one there, we haven’t heard a word from his interstellar patio chair.
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Set the controls for the farthest star and fly away. Little weirdo.
No one here is going to miss you much but I wish you luck on your trip- run away. Fly away, fly away. The little weirdo left today he said we’re doomed but from his view it’s so beautiful.
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Set the controls for the farthest star and fly away. Little weirdo.
No one here is going to miss you much but I wish you luck on your trip- run away. Fly away, fly away
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I Can't Wait
Well I know it’s gonna happen so I wait for it to happen cuz it never doesn’t happen to- me.And you’re giving me a headache cuz your clingy and pathetic and I know I got to cut you free.
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I can’t wait, can’t wait there’s no escaping- I’m so over us.I can’t wait, I can’t take it- just kick me in the face and go and have some stupid fun. Well you have all this potential why must you be such a simpleminded, insecure, smothering freak. And you’ll soon be well aware there’s no reason you care and I give it maybe bout a week.
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I can’t wait, can’t wait there’s no escaping- I’m so over us.I can’t wait, I can’t take it- just kick me in the face and go and have some stupid fun. Leave the house and meet someone. I’m sure you’ll find good times with someone, anyone but me, I won’t make scene, just tell me you’re leaving and I’ll just act OK- I cant wait. Well I know it’s gonna happen so I wait for it to happen cuz it never doesn’t happen to- me And I want for you to want to wanna go because you think ought to.So I can finally frigging breathe.
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I can’t wait, can’t wait there’s no escaping- I’m so over us.I can’t wait, I can’t take it- just kick me in the face and go and have some stupid fun. Leave the house and meet someone.Someone’s sure to like you, don’t tell ‘em you’re a psycho, in 14 years we’ll go have lunch.
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Where's Your Dignity
Buck up little man, you fucked up but you can’t let you’re life be ruined because she’s over you.Don’t think about her. Don’t speak about her, again and again I tell you this as a friend.She’s gone and now you’re carrying on with flowers and bad poetry. You’re sorry, but now so are we.
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Where’s your dignity- it’s gone just like she is.And you’re groveling about the one that got away.You’ll get no sympathy from her just crying like a baby, like the big fat stupid baby you’ve become. And what ever happened to, that guy I used to knew?He’s a weeping little ball of goo.You’re crying like you’ve got no spine and she’s laughing at you, admit it- it’s thru.
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Where’s your dignity- it’s gone just like she is.And you’re groveling about the one that got away.You’ll get no sympathy from her just crying like a baby, like the big fat stupid baby you’ve become.Where’s your dignity?Where’s your dignity?
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Where’s your dignity- it’s gone just like she is.And you’re groveling about the one that got away.You’ll get no sympathy from her just crying like a baby, like the big fat stupid baby you’ve become.
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My Brain Tells My Body
Every time I see her sweet face makes me wanna, gotta cut my throat. No escaping or erasing her image that haunts me and taunts me again.But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the skies. Says to me “it’s time she went away”.CHORUS:My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.Till my retina’s are scorched and this torture’s run it’s course for me. Her ocular stimulation fuels my lust so I can’t trust my eyes. Two little traitors that wont avert. Now they’ve hurt me for the last time.But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the skies. Says to me “it’s time she went away”.CHORUS:My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.Till my retina’s are scorched and this torture’s run it’s course for me.My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.And the glow of the corona till I feel I’ve never known you. But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the skies. Says to me “it’s time she went away”.CHORUS:My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.Till my retina’s are scorched and this torture’s run it’s course for me.My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.And the glow of the corona till I feel I’ve never known you.
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When I Say You, I Mean Me
Wouldn’t you like to try everything once before you had to die? Don’t lie. If there was no one watching or to ask why. Wouldn’t you like to see inside yourself and know what you could be? To be free. Of course when I say you, I mean me.
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Then your head begins to ache. And all the plans you made just break. For every dream you keep inside, another part of you has died. Doesn’t it make you sick? To see everyone is such a hypocrite. Full of shit. Keep you down so they can benefit.Wouldn’t you like to kill, just this once to know how good it would feel. So real. And live your dreams with nothing to conceal.
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Then your head begins to ache. And all the plans you made just break. When all your feelings are denied. You’ll always feel unsatisfied. For every dream you keep inside, another part of you has died.
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The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
When Humanity creates a hierchy Placing blowholes above anemones When sovereign nations have made it policy Slaughter anything that goes with wasabe In the food chain, there is a third railWinking at mass murder of the yellowtail Let ‘em suffocate, there’s no intelligenceThey don’t jump through hoops for an audience
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Say a prayer for the Earth as you make a wishWho will shed one tear for the tunafish, or the thousand other species on the ocean floor?Does a spot on prime time TV Land justify the ruination of a fisherman That could’ve been me cries the albacore With the carnage sealed hermetically In the killing fields of local canneries It’s a Dolphin Safe atrocity (Flippery frippery)
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Metal gafs are flying As the innocent keep dying But are we only crying For God’s creatures not worth frying?
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My Brother is Gay
Christmas 1994, not like the year before. We didn’t want to know. Buried our heads in the snow… Looking back it was obvious to everyone. But then again he’s not just anyone. We used to laugh and call him names. Some things I wish I could change. Snow fell. He was burning up inside. Tired of living a lie. He just had to say. We learned my brother was gay. It came on silent night. Mother’s face went white. She said “I have to sit”. Father had a fit. I’m learning to deal with it. My brother is ggg…My brother is ggg… Looking back it was obvious to everyone. But then again he’s not just anyone. We used to laugh and call him names. Some things I wish I could change. Christmas 1994, can’t take it back to the store. Like a shirt that doesn’t fit. I’m learning to deal with it. I’m learning to deal with it. My brother is gay.My brother is gay.I guess it’s OK My brother is gay.
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Lord of the Dance
A needy world greets the new messiah. Taking applications for disciples. To touch the hem of his leather trousers, unleashes the fury of his healing powers. His feet we’re blistered for you sins, and painful melvins in the high school gym. From those who doubted “He” was “Him”.The savior of our souls- Lord Michael.
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I’m exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance. The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can. His wonders work in mysterious ways. Arms are still above his furious legs. A simple shuffle and a full plié, he’s making Zima out of Perrier. He’s got one commandment for his scribes to tell- “Ignite your passion” or burn in hell. Hallelujah we are in his debt, baptized from his holy sweat.
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I’m exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance. The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can. The Lord of Lords declares a holy war on the on the onlookers and the wallflowers.
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I’m exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance. The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can.
Look What I Almost Stepped In
Behind the Music
Sorry, Mom and Dad
Go
The New You
Flowers are Pretty
Jackass
What About Me?
You're Not the Boss of Me (Kick it)
I'm the Boss of Me
That's My Girl
Get a Room
San Berdu
Crippled & Blind
Fourteen
BEHIND THE MUSIC
Well we finished up the record and we think that it's the shit-and we want it to go huge, but to play it off legit. And the guy in A&R's got the CD in his car and he thinks track 4 and 6 are contenders Put the play lists are so tight that we gotta do it right But he's getting a good feeling so we're gonna take a meeting with the radio promo and the marketing Homo's to see if we can get a green light.
So we waited by the phone and they finally let us know that the label is
Quote "Really excited"
CHORUS:
This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps.
Our fate is in the hands of strangers-
Going gold- or down the hole- you can kiss my ass!
So we got a couple stations, we're in medium rotation
but the P.D. isn't sure if the single's gonna work
cuz he's gotta play The Cure and The Psychedelic Furs
for the 80's flashback weekend
And our ad's are in the trades, and a video got made
and it cost a hundred grand, but we never got it played
and we're trying to hit the road, but the agent doesn't know
if there's enough in the budget for tour support
So we're playing local clubs, and we're trying to get a "buzz"
and we got a good review in "Music Connection"
CHORUS:
This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps.
Our fate is in the hands of strangers-
Going gold- or down the hole- you can kiss my ass!
In a last ditch effort to rally up the troops
we ignored our last statement- 7 figures unrecouped
cuz we're in it for the art, but we'd like to see if chart
in the billboard "top one thousand"
And we gave it our best shot, but the label says we're dropped
and the drummer quit the band, and he's working for his dad
So we're doing auditions -
CHORUS: X2
This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps.
Our fate is in the hands of strangers-
Going gold or down the hole- you can kiss my ass!
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SORRY, MOM AND DAD
Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood-who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug?
And it took a couple years to figure out how to not shit in your pants
but someone was there to clean you up and powder off your rash
It's been them from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your name
Remember the time you were five and you lied about who broke your lamp?
Who were the ones that sat you down and gave you a second chance?
It's been them from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your name
CHORUS:
Go home to Mom and Dad and say you're sorry, It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through. Oh, come on. Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true.
And when they offered you up all that great advise, you just screamed "Fuck you, both- and let me live my life! I'm gonna go out drinking with my friends have unprotected sex, pierce my nose and get a tattoo of a dragon on my neck!"
CHORUS:
Call Mom and Dad and finally say you're sorry, It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through. Oh, come on. Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true.
Cuz now your 35 and working in a warehouse cuz you spent your college money on cocaine.
And the shame of your existence is ever so persistent cuz you know your
parents tried
and you're to blame- you're to blame, cuz
It's been the from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your name
CHORUS:
Go home to Mom and Dad and say your sorry, It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through. Oh, come on. Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true.
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GO
I think I got a plan, we're gonna make a stand-
Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
Stand up and be counted, get out of the house
Take it to the streets, tell everyone you meet
It's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
Time to get what's yours. Kick down all the doors
We'll start tomorrow, or maybe tuesday
Tear down the walls and show no fucking mercy
Next week is good for me
We'll make them fucking see
got follow though, initiative and skills to make a change!
CHORUS:
The time has almost come, Stand up and be someone Finish up with dinner, and join up with the winners I mean for real this time, at least just kind of try When I say "Go" you say "Go" Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go!
We gotta think it through, I know what we should do Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Wait right here for now, until we figure how.
To overthrow the land, and finish our demands
and Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
End all our repression, and teach the man a lesson
Let's talk it through again, and call up all our friends
together unified- is unity united
then it's decided we will fight....soon
CHORUS:
The time has almost come, Stand up and be someone Finish up with dinner, and join up with the winners I mean for real this time, at least just kind of try When I say "Go" you say "Go" Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go!
We'll start tomorrow, or maybe tuesday
Tear down the walls and show no fucking mercy
Next week is good for me
So let's just wait and see
There can't be an attack until we know we've got a plan!
CHORUS:
The time has almost come, Stand up and be someone Finish up with dinner, and join up with the winners I mean for real this time, at least just kind of try When I say "Go" you say "Go" Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go!
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THE NEW YOU
Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me. And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me And we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat other friends like that you're not too friendly when you act like that.
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home
Whatever happened to that girl I knew, she was just like you- but was way more into me. Lately you've been acting strange, or going through a phase Why's it gotta be like that?
The old you dug me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
but I ain't going away-
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're not home"
I've been so patient and I'm giving you space
I haven't called all day, but you're still not coming around
You've made a big mistake- that's not a threat
no matter how it sounds
Things were going so great, but as of late
you haven't much to say
The old you loved me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
but I ain't going away-
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home
Well now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me.
And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me
And we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat other friends like that
you're not too friendly when you act like that. Should I smash your fucking head
with a baseball bat? And dig around the brains and goo
for something that looks lie old you-
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're not home"
you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me....
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FLOWERS ARE PRETTY
Children are lovely before they get ugly, and learn to do bad stuff.
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop
If you try it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit we're in the middle of it
but soon we'll all be dead
Like everybody else that ever lived before, the things you make fall to the floor
and nobody knows how hard you tried, it's been that way since the start of time-
There was a caveman that did some amazing things
but nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same
towards all the things you've done
CHORUS:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
things start off they're so terrific
they'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you
Love at first sight on a beautiful night and a feeling so divine
gets sucked down the toilet cuz something will spoil it
with the good times left behind you
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
powerful forces abound
like a twig on a river in the universe
tomorrow you'll probably drown
CHORUS:
So don't worry if it is a tumor -
all this will be over sooner
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
things start off they're so terrific
they'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you or you
And all the things that matter most
disappear, here's a toast
to erosion and corrosion, Altimzers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
there's powerful forces at play
and if you lose your legs and have to beg
it's really all the same
CHORUS:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
things start off they're so terrific
they'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you, or you
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JACKASS
You're on tour, I'm alone
Wonder just what you did with your phone
Try usin' it, I'm losin' it
(I) never thought I'd lose you this way
Quit the band, Get off stage
Come back home, start acting your age
Look at me, look at us
I just found out I'm not allowed on your bus
"Keep playin'. I'll stay in."
I cant' see myself sayin'
"Keep playin'. I'll stay in. I'll be OK."
Chorus:Well it was cute at the party at the lake
But haulin' your gear is more than I can take
You said this little band thing wouldn't last
Guess I'm just a jackass
Stuck outside, got no pass
You happy now? You made me feel like an ass
With you up there, and me out here
Some guy told me to stay away from your beer
"Keep playin'. I'll stay in."
I cant' see myself sayin'
"Keep playin'. I'll stay in. I'll be OK."
Chorus: 2X
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WHAT ABOUT ME?
Now the birds in the trees are deformed and diseased
and the leaves on the trees are wilting on the branch
there's no stars in the sky, cuz scars on my eyes won't heal thanks to you-
And the sun is obscured since you told me those words-that you can't be with me,
and you got to be free cuz your selfish and rude, with a bad attitude-but you can't see.
And what about me?
Oh baby don't, don't, don't, don't do what you think you should do-
Because it won't, won't, won't, won't be what I want it to be to
Repeat after me "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
Repeat after me "It was all my fault again"
"And I will stay, stay, stay, stay right here with you-and I will say, say, say, say whatever you tell me to."
This is me now "You are forgiven"
This is me now "Things are fine again, you see."
It wasn't that hard.
Remember, Remember, Remember, What about me?
Now the sun has arrived, and the birds that all died are alive and revived
and chirping in the branches
Cuz you made up your mind, just barley in time
Let's not take any chances-
Cuz you're restless again, and you want it to end
but I can't let you leave, cuz you promised to me
and you'd do what I say, and you said that you'd stay
You said that you'd stay
And what about me?
Oh baby don't, don't, don't, don't do what you think you should do-
Because it won't, won't, won't, won't be what I want it to be to
Repeat after me "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
Repeat after me "I "state your name" love you"
it's the truth you see
Remember, Remember, Remember, What about me?
What about me?
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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME (KICK IT)
I don't need much attention anymore
Sometimes I cringe at the thought of the things that I did before
And I don't wanna take up all your time
Sometimes I cringe at the thought of being left behind
She said "You're not the boss of me"
And I don't wanna be
Just some guy trying to be something that I'm not
CHORUS
Do you wanna kick it, wit me?
I wanna kick it with you
Do you wanna kick it, wit me?
I wanna kick it with you
Everyone has something for you now
And I know, well I hope that I one be one of the crowd
If you feel that I am out of line
Well I hope that you don't, but I won't wait in line
I have learned not to offer much advice
Who am I? Just a guy, like I know how to run your life
Well I guess I'll tell you who I am
I'm a man with a plan make you say goddamn
She said "You're not the boss of me"
And I don't wanna be
Just some guy trying to be something that I'm not
CHORUS X2
And everybody's got something new to offer you
And all the wonderful things that they can do
I keep it simple- I just wanna kick it wit you
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I'M THE BOSS OF ME
I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it-
I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta
do anything at all man?
You're not the boss of me!
You're like "Come on!" I'm like "No, its not my job man, gotta go-spread the word of freedom- to those of them that need it.
Who died and made you jerk? Don't tell me to do you're work.
It's a democracy, not aristocracy. I mean it literally
You're not the boss of me!
This is mine! Go get your own!
Why should I have to give you some of my soda pop, I bought with my own hard earned money?
Go ahead, do it yourself. Your arms ain't broke you don't need no help, or deserve it. I'm not your servant.
I'll see you later- you fucking dictator
This ain't a monarchy
You're not the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me! Go!
I won't do it, you think you're hot shit man.
You're cold turds that hit the fan. That's right!
Who died and made you suck? Boss man you're out of luck.
This is a democracy, not aristocracy. I mean it literally,
not metaphorically-
You're not the boss of me!
I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta
do anything at all man?
You're not the boss of me!
You're like "Come on!" I'm like "No, its not my job man, gotta go-spread the word of freedom- to those of them that need it.
Who died and made you jerk? Don't tell me to do you're work.
It's a democracy, not aristocracy. I mean it literally
You're not the boss of me!
This is mine! Go get your own!
Why should I have to give you some of my soda pop, I bought with my own hard earned money?
Go ahead, do it yourself. Your arms ain't broke you don't need no help, or deserve it. I'm not your servant.
I'll see you later- you fucking dictator
This ain't a monarchy
You're not the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me! Go!
I won't do it, you think you're hot shit man.
You're cold turds that hit the fan. That's right!
Who died and made you suck? Boss man you're out of luck.
This is a democracy, not aristocracy. I mean it literally,
not metaphorically-
You're not the boss of me!
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THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night. I'll get her home and out of sight.
That's my girl- the drunkest at the party.
She lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi.
There she goes- she fell down and she's bleeding,
I tried to help, she's kicking and she's screaming
The drunkest girl, that everyone hates- she with me- I'm her date I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
That's my girl, cross-eyed drunk and puking,
She's down again and everybody's looking.
I'll wait till she sobers up, and when she finishin' throwing up I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
CHORUS:
That's my girl (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
Take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's my girl- flirting with your husband
She threw a drink, and screamed she used to fuck him.
I don't mind her getting drunk
but I'm gonna lock her in my trunk,
and take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
CHORUS:
I'll Take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
I'll take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's My Girl
Bridge
She doesn't always act this way, later on she'll be OK
I apologize for all she's done, go ahead and keep her purse
The drunkest girl, that everyone hates- she with me- I'm her date I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
CHORUS X2
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GET A ROOM
Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone.
But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on
Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you're hands of her ass It's an embarrassing public display- Have you no sense of shame?
Or get a room, we'll all pitch in- If you'll go away.
A string of spit connects your mouths, I'm trying hard not to look.
And all the endless baby talk, is going to make me puke
I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head
I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead
oh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh babe.
Get a room, I'll pay for it- if you'll go away. Go Away.
Just bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused.
Don't dry hump in restaurants, it's unsanitary and rude now it's dinner and a show, but I just wanted food.
While you're having you're heated session, in the busiest intersection.
Knock it off, now the light is green.
Or get a room- we'll all pitch in, if you'll go away.
Go away. Go away. Go Away. Or break up. Or fuck off. Knock it off.
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SAN BERDU
Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave
And they're giving me the creeps by morning
Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to
watch them eat
And their boring.
You didn't rat when the lab caught fire
Throughout the Inland Empire-
You're my empresses, and I crown you
Most girls, I ben with before are fat and ugly ho's
Compared to you
Most girls, always think they're right,
but they're wrong- fucking wrong
But baby you're not like that
You understand me and it's not an act
You're my empresses, and I crown you
CHORUS
I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us
We'll live in San Berdo and sell the place in Cypress
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
And fly away….
Most girls, I'd rather be alone and I can't answer the
phone
Cuz they're scaring me
Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they
always make a scene
And they're threatening me
The time apart didn't hurt us
And now I finished y community service
You're my empresses, and I crown you
CHORUS
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
And fly away….
All those years I was just searching
Fuck that noise, baby you're perfect
All them mean nothing cuz I found you
How did you get so awesome?
Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin
You are my empresses, I crown you
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CRIPPLED AND BLIND
Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes
you broke my cane, you killed my dog
Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black
You turned out the light and said "goodnight"
I can't see anybody.
CHORUS 1
I took you in, you threw me out, I helped you up, you beat me down
I hooked you up, you cut the line, now you're swimming free and I'm
crippled and blind.
Just when I learned to walk you said it wasn't fair, you pushed me
down the stairs, I'm in a wheelchair.
Pushed on my fontanel, I'm in a world of pain, you sqished my brain,
my little baby brain.
CHORUS 2
I took you in, you threw me out, I helped you up, you beat me down
I hooked you up, you cut the line, now you're swimming free and I'm
crippled and blind
I used to wanna dance now I just pee my pants, Everything I wanted
was everything I thought I had. Now I'm just fucking crazy, how dare
you call me baby, just because I wear a diaper and I cry all the time.
Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes
you broke my cane, you killed my dog. Don't fucking push me!
CHORUS 2
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FOURTEEN
I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit, I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit- feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years, all the rules and
boundaries will slowly disappear, wait now my child until you get a
little older, every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me
CHORUS:
But I can't make love to you- because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by (why? why?) We can't make love together- because you're fourteen years old And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, I just can't betray-today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you
but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
there'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
just give it time-
CHORUS X2:
But I can't make love to you- because you're fourteen just a hug and a sigh from a law biding guy tonight (why? why?) We can't make love together- because you're fourteen years old And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, I just can't betray-today.
Oi to the World
A Gun for Christmas
Grandpa's Last Christmas
Thanx for Nothing
Oi to the World
Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday
Christmas Time for my Penis
I Don't Believe in Santa Clause
My First Christmas as a Woman
Dance of the Sugarplum Faries
Here I am Lord
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
Hang Myself from the Tree
A Gun For Christmas
Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them - But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - If burgers touch my property they won't leave here with out a limp - Packing heat this Christmas I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve, - cuz bullets go in outer space when pointed up I believe - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport - and to keep the carolers off my god damn porch - and preventing Yuletide homicide's this year - I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - Christmas needs security , security is weapons. - Vigilante action teaching criminals their lessons - It's the greatest gift we have taking out our rivals - Thank you Santa, thank you God - for guaranteeing my survival - A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud - it says that I will not take all of this bullshit lying down - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my shit" - I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Clause - Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - I'll only tell you once "Stay the fuck away from my crap - or I'll bust a cap in your ass!!!"
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Grandpa's Last Xmas
Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean. - But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene? - Tell me - Why Does, he hit me with his cane? - And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name? - How come, he always calls me "Kate" - and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate? - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - What can I say to someone 300 years old? - When he seems so content staring at the jello mold. - Please Mom, let me go out and play - or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. - I know, his life's been long and hard - but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard - Grandpa, I love you just the same - But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells, - and he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa
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Thanx For Nothing
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't. - You're so generous. Thanks for nothing. - Never mind all the stuff I bought for you - It was my pleasure, getting nothing back. - Come next year I'm getting you what you got me - Fucking Nothing. See how you like it - I don't have much money but I got you something nice. - I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price... - To show I care this time of year- - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree. - Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me. - But there was nothing there- what a shock. - just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought. - Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas - Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with. - What a blessing. You're really something. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully - Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get shit for me. - You selfish asshole. I hope you die. - Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high - Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment - Thanx for making sharing seem so fucking pointless - What a pal. I'll tell you one thing- - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing.
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Oi To The World
Haji was a punk just like any other boy - And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, - safe in the garage or singing in the tub. - Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub - Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins - popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps - Trevor liked the music but not the Unity - So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd - he said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed" - Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet - Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones - But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones - Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man, - Haji was alone and abandoned his band - Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate - when the skins left him there and went down the fire escape - But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever - So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor - the repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban - and went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
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Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday
This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Everything this year's been a disaster - But I won't let it bother me at all - Nothing's going to bring me down, - It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch - I'm going to stand my happy ground. - I refuse to let my family make me crazy - I'll smile at their insults and their frowns - I'll ignore the shitty weather - Cuz what counts is we're together - Loving, safe and sound - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen) - And If you try to ruin my holiday- - I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year. - The turkey might have made the children vomit - The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts - But I will grin and bear it - and this nightmare we will share it - Till I get my only wish- it's - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - No act of God or family fight - Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday - I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life - You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh - This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Soon this crappy Christmas will be over - And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self - But until that happens I'll just continue laughing - like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves. - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - Not this year I won't let that be the case - And If you try and ruin my holiday- - I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. - Understand me - This is going to be the best Christmas ever!
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Christmas Time For My Penis
I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me - And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - and I won't forget you this year.. - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand - When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - And I'm going to give you the joy - that you've earned this year pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I owe you so much that its hard, - to repay you for all the good times - It's Christmas time for my penis. - I know you've been feeling down, - all bent up its so hard to breathe - Don't fret this Christmas- - you'll get the attention you need - I love you so much that it's hard, - to repay you for all the good times - we'll get whores and pornography- - your special holiday, pal... - It's Christmas time for my penis.
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I Don't Believe in Santa Clause
I don't believe in Santa Clause- - his corporate image forced upon - the blinded spending masses, - to enslave the lower classes - with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse - a year of guilt and shame. - One token gesture justifies - the apathetic, hypnotized. - Leaving them to be Kris Kringle's slaves. - Buy! Buy! I won't do it. - The seasons obligation has not my participation. - Buy! Buy! I won't do it. - The money hungry mating call of corporate swine. - Cuz- - It's only for the money! - It's only for the money! - It's only for the money! - It's only for the money! - Now Buy! - He monitors naughty and nice- - Big brother is St. Nick! - Methodically his judgment made - documented on his list. - I- Don't believe in Santa Clause - or his mystical facade - to teach the children wanton greed, - they're lust for gifts becomes a need. - Brainwashed by the marketing - and victims of the corporate scheme. - Material possessions becoming they're obsessions - till human life has lost it's value - and you blindly do just what they tell you - I don't believe!!!! - His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth - using fear for generations, His image hides the truth - He's just a puppet for the system, a glutton in a suit - with Yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot!
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My First Xmas, As A Woman
With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls - And dressing up in mother's clothing. - My whole life I've been feeling only feminine - It always seemed so useless trying to be a man - Now that's a ghost of Christmas past - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - And I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman - A doctor reconstructed my genitals - And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe - for a guy who could love a girl like me. - I took the hormones and I got my breasts - This season's gonna be the best to me. - I won't have to tuck it behind me - Since I got my brand new vagina - It's my first Christmas as a woman. - Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off! - My penis, chop it off - It's no use to me. - Cut it off! - Chop it off! Chop it off! - My penis, cut it off so I can finally be - A Woman... - Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal - to be a post operation transsexual. - now I'm a pretty lady - Now it feels like the very first time, - cuz it's going to be the very first time, - that Christmas feels right to me. - Cuz I know that I'm looking good - Just like a real girl should- - It's my first Christmas as a woman
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Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
Hey!
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Here I Am Lord
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C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
The Yobs cover
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Hang Myself From The Tree
Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst - then being depressed and told to be happy. - The season of suicide, I know why they died - Christmas reminds me I have nothing - I've got no girl there's only me - no friends or family, another Christmas alone - Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath - so I'll hang myself from the tree - Christmas is dark and wet, so I can't forget - Christmas reminds me I have nothing - this is the end of hope, I won't write a note - because it would be addressed to no one - I've got no girl there's only me - no friends or family, another Christmas alone - Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath - so I'll hang myself from the tree - Now I will say good-bye, no one will cry - Christmas goes on without me - My life is now complete, so I'll go to sleep - Forever and ever and ever... - I've got no girl there's only me - no friends or family, another Christmas alone - Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath - so I'll hang myself from the tree
The Vandals Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes
Clowns Are Experts (at making us laugh)
Susanville
Desert Woman
In America
Elvis Decanter
Goop All Over The Phone (pleasant all over the bill)
Gator Hide
Long Hair Queer
Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
Complain (from the film Bob Roberts)
Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout - They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues - Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes - Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails - Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald - (He's only in it for the burgers) - I saw a clown in the mall today - My brother cried and he ran away - They get no respect, aren't served in bars - No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars - The other day I was drivin' around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my - friends towin' the - ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya - goin' Bozo?" - I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' - genius." - Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation - Below the level of their education - It's hard as hell to make ends meet - With a painted face and gigantic feet - Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and - says, - "Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at him and says, - "What's in - a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." - Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse
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Susanville
With 800 pounds on 18 wheels
After 800 miles you know how it feels
To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
To see if it's still there
Well it's one more load to one more town
Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar
Lord knows they all look the same
So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it
And my map and phonebook were a blur
But I had a girl and a job to do
Or was that job and a girl to do?
I don't know - I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville
But I can't remember which to save to save my life
With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville
Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
Well, anyway, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville
Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet
Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork,
Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley,
Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville?
Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Blackbute,
But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville
Or am I suing Jane from Mary'sville?
Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls
Well, all I know is if I recall-
She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
And prettier than a catfish
With its nose up against the dam
Without a girl and some time to kill I ran some baby food to Gerberville
And took some airplane parts to Wilbur in Oreville
Now that can't be Wright
Well it's one more load one more town
Only problem is they're all startin' to sound a bit similar
Lord knows they all look the same
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Desert Woman
A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand
A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man
A parching thrist that water couldn't quench
My desert woman this frontier's only pearl
How can I penetrate her lonely desert world?
She doesn't need no make up- the sun powders her nose
Natural, unshaven from her armpits to her toes
A love as empty as a broken neon sign
Only thing in common was her Levi's size and mine
Now the desert shows no mercy to the timid or the weak
So as she left the diner, I climbed into her jeep
She did the rest, introduced me to this land
Now she's my desert woman and I'm her desert man
Like the lone coyote from this land I'll never stray
A pound of Sioux peyote couldn't make me feel that way
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In America
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Elvis Decanter
Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it for me
A decanter full of whiskey in the image of the King
The more I drank from it the less I saw of you
That bottle's empty now and you and I are through
When you gave me the King of gifts I didn't know what to say
Except a hundred and fifty dollars in an awful lot to pay
For a girl like you who doesn't make much money, anyway
But you cared enough to put away a little everyday
For that Elvis decanter, the one you gave to me
A fitting symbol of our love, and empty likeness of the King
If I had made it last or filled it up would it have changed a thing?
It's just an Elvis decanter, the one you gave to me
They told me I should save it, it'd be worth something
Someday
But me I couldn't wait and the King of Rock got lighter everyday
Soon it was half empty and I was half as close to you
Then I drank the rest, and should've guessed I drank our love in two
Elvis decanter, the one you gave to me
In the name of Elvis, why did you have to leave?
When I love you and I need you desperately tonite
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Goop All Over The Phone
He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar
Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star
Hersingin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved herjust the same
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honeybee
And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile
Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile
(CHORUS)
Now he went off atourin', 'cause the Vandals gotta play
But with every show their love costs more 'cause he gets further away
There's only one solution, a phony calling card
But he yapped & yapped 'till he got slapped with a serious federal charge
(CHORUS)
Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears
And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years
He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law,
But I ain't no stoop so gimme the goop
'Cause I still got one phone call."
And there's goop all over the phone...
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Gator Hide
Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides
City folk come for the lure of the bounty
But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of the country is
Buford T. Jefferson Davis III
And I'm only here to warn you if you haven't heard about:
Gator hides- a sheriff's pride
Everyglades mirrored shades
He's a good ol' boy but he ain't no good
He'll bust your head on a stump
Just like splittin' wood
Got a story of his own though he ain't askin' for pity
Saw his folks shot dead for twelve dollars in the city
So Buford was orphaned by the city at ten
Got a chip on his shoulder the size of Gentle Ben
(CHORUS)
Hunted 10,000 islands, drank 10,000 beers
Wanted 10,000 dollars, got 10,000 years
So I drank myself blind, on a homemade solution
As my body rots away in a penal institution
So if you come for the gators let me give you a clue
The shefiff of the county's got it in for you
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Long Hair Queer
Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls
She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay
I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away
I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here
I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak
That was my first mistake- she didn't come back for a week
He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin', get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' her like a fool
She took me to a party where she said there'd be afew kegs
More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair
So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Our suicidal bros will bum her out 'till she just can't hang
And you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs
I feel like yankin' out his curls for hangin' out with girls
Left me standin' here like a fool
The Quickening
Stop Smiling
It's a Fact
Marry Me
Allah
Tastes Like Chicken
(but then) She Spoke
How (did this loser get this job?)
Hungry for You
Failure is the Best Revenge
Aging Orange
Canine Euthenasia
Moving Up
(I'll make you) Love Me
Choosing Your Masters
I Believe
Stop Smiling
Happy robots say "life is fine" - they're the ones I loathe - they're stupid or they're lying - or a little bit of both - ignore disasters and say that life is great - it never stops the smile on your shit consuming faces - The stupid fucking hippies - too stoned to see their lives are fucked - going with the flow - into the shitter they are sucked - and then they got these magic crystals - don't do a god damn thing - just stinking of pachoulli - while they choke on their ginseng - - Beating on a drum - you sing of quiet and peace, - burning marijuana - and take the time to hug a tree, - say no possessions, - but get all that you can, - you stink like shit and smile through it - Don't ever trust a happy man - Cheery retard masses, - with evil Osmond smiles - way too glad to be - cuz "He" is on your side - and then they hand out propaganda - for sheep to join the cult, - collecting guns, - they rapt your daughters - but nobody's at fault - Beating on a drum - you sing of quiet and peace, - burning marijuana - and take the time to hug a tree, - say no possessions, - but get all that you can, - you stink like shit and smile through it - Don't ever trust a happy man - I don't want to go to heaven, - it's filled with pricks like you - I won't go inside the gates, - leave me in the waiting room - I'm sure that God hates you too - he thinks your an obsessed fan - see how you are? - I'll never trust a happy man - Never trust a happy man - The stupid - fucking hippies - too stoned to see - their lives are fucked - going with the flow - into the shitter - they are sucked.
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It's A Fact
You know when your sure - that no one gives a crap, - your on the right track - It's a fact - And when you believe, - things are good - it's guaranteed - you're up your ass - It's a fact - Morons through - the world, - and it's shitty place - no one ever asked to be born - It's a fact - You know every time - you think you've got it right, - your totally wrong - It's a fact - And when you really try - the efforts misapplied - or there's a catch - It's a fact - So rest assured - in knowing that - what you do - don't matter - Someone can do it - better anyways - It's a fact - When you've got a sure thing, - your sure to fuck it up - It's one thing you can count on every time - It's a fact - What can you do? - Absolutely nothing - don't even try to amount to something - It will never work and Hitler is a jerk, - and soon we'll all be dead anyway - It's a fact - (you suck) - In five billion years - the sun will explode - It's in the bible - It's a fact - And no one will know - that we were ever here - It's a fact - It's a fact - So rest assured in knowing - that what you do don't matter - Some one can do it better anyway - It's a fact - It's a fact
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Marry Me
Young girl says to her mom, - "How did you know that father was the one?" - Then mom just rolls her eyes - She says, "You'll find that special guy" - but to herself she cannot lie - She says, "I'm praying for the day I die - and they bury me" - Then boy become a man - He finds that special one who understands - He knows 'twas meant to be - her faults he cannot see & - now he's down on bended knee - I pledge my love eternally, - will you marry me? - Do you take this woman? - I don't! - Do you take this man? - I don't! - For the rest of your awful life - she is your lawful wedded wife - Do you take this woman? - I don't! - Do you take this man? - I don't! - Eternal agony in holy matrimony - The two now joined as one - and from this holy union comes a son - and the cycle begins again, - another fool is on his knee - Where is my alimony? - Hang yourself from the family tree, - Say marry me - Menopause, mid-life crisis, - moments for the rest of your life - 'Til death do you part, - 'til the kids leave home she is your wife - (June?) - Just look at your parents strife - Imagine that for the rest of your life - Do you take this women? - Indubitably I don't - For the rest of - your awful life - she is your lawful - wedded wife!
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Allah
Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - I studied carefully, - and I do believe - the best of heavens is to except is Islam - I hope that book is right - they promise paradise - I'm going for the bonus - of a martyr's reward - And when I fight - I know he makes me strong - And when I die - I know I can't be wrong - I know my only chance is - Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - The prophet has summoned us to attack - He said we must in his defense - against those who don't believe - And when I fight - I know - he makes me strong - And when I die - I know - I can't be wrong - The last day grows near - my belief takes away the fear - I made the right choice - My God's the only God - And when I fight - I know he makes me strong - And when I die - I know I can't be wrong - I know my only chance is - Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - When the infant girl buried alive - is asked for which crime she is slain - When the records of men's deeds - are laid open and heaven is stripped bare - When hell burns fiercely and paradise is brought here - then each soul will know what it has done - It's time to party with - Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah!
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Tastes Like Chicken
First I think of my health, - then I know some food I have to buy - I'm taking the time, taking the time to understand - why you and me were never meant to eat a bird that fly's - How does it make you feel? - To take a life for just one meal - The deal, two drumsticks and a breast - just leave you so depressed that I must stress - Do not eat the chicken! - Now back to my health - I really don't need the vegetable - All covered in filth, - it's almost uneatable - Meat makes you strong - so strong that you can say - Who's the man? Who's the man now? - 50 serving from just one cow - How does it make you feel? - To take a life for just one meal - The deal, two drumsticks and a breast - just leave you so depressed that I must stress - Do not eat the chicken! - I can taste the feathers in my mouth - Such a waste of time - 1 life - 1 meal should be a crime - Eat a bigger bird - 1 turkey - 10 people can be served - I don't care how they're raised, - hormone injected do not phase me - You can stuff your free range chickens - I wont eat a bird that fly's - How does it make you feel? - To take a life for just one meal - The deal, two drumsticks and a breast - just leave you so depressed that I must stress - Do not eat the chicken!
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(but then) She Spoke
There she stood - she was a vision - a picture of perfection - so I made the big decision - I'm going to talk to her - I have to show to her it could be magic - and I got the nerve up - So went over there - she was a goddess - I had to show to her I could be her Adonis - At first sight I knew she was my destiny - The first time the feeling has come over me - Intimidation, feared rejection - I need to make a love connection - then the unexpected had occurred - and then it happened - and she spoke - and it all just went to hell - her personality quickly broke the spell - so disillusioned - and I came to the conclusion - she was garbage wrapped in loveliness - leaving me so unimpressed - If she don't shut up - I'm gonna throw up - all over her shoes - How could it be? - That such a goddess would ever talk to me - and make me nauseous - All the things she said - just echoed in my head - I thought she was an angle, - but it was all just misread - Every word was terrible, - and made it more unbearable - and made me have to leave the f-ing room - and it's all because she spoke - tortured by her words - such a pretty shithead - that I wished I never heard - Perfect on the outside - but fucked on the in - how can god be so cruel? - it's got to be a sin - I had to plug my ears, - until she disappears - so I can cry - Waahh! - and it's all because she spoke - it all just went to hell - her personality quickly broke the spell - so disillusioned - that I came to the conclusion - she was garbage wrapped in loveliness - leaving me so unimpressed - I was destined to learn my lesson - and I learned it well - Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first - Never fall in love till you go through her purse - Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first - And I should know
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How (did this Loser get this job)
I know it's just a figure of speech - but if your breath and your clothes are bad - your destined to teach - I see the president - I see Lincoln - what the hell was 43% of this place thinking - we watch the shuttle launch - read J.D. Salinger - I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger - How- How- How- How- How- How- - How did this loser get this job? - check his references, - that's all I'm saying - I think my parents deserve more - for what their paying - he works till 3:00 - it's such a racket - all you need are Dockers and - a Members Only jacket - How- How- How- How- How- How- - How did this loser get this job? - unprepared, - drunk you swindle academe - all you wanna do - is wrestle with the football team - pass out towels like communion - you're protected by the kid molesters union - How- How- How- How- How- How- - How did this loser get this job?
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Hungry For You
Hey baby - where you going tonight? - And are you taking me with you? - I love you so much - I want you to know - I really love you so - I want you to be my lady forever - and ever and ever and ever - Little girl - I want you - so bad I can taste it in my food - I think your great - I really want you to know - I always want you around - I think about you every single night - when I'm sleeping on the couch - in my bed - Every time I watch TV - all I have - I got you in my head - All I think is of you - I love you - I fuckin love you, - your my Pumpkin - and I want to squeeze you - So baby - where we going out tonight? - Are you taking me to get some food? - I want you to pay for me - I've got no job - I'm so hungry for you - for you - for you - Hey baby - where we going out tonight? - Are we gonna go eat? - Everything will be alright - I love you so much I want you to know - I never really ever wanna let you go, - you're my Pumpkin for 6 weeks now - and all I want to share is a large cow, - with cheese, with you, - because I love you - Oh Pumpkin! - I want you - I want you to know, - I never really ever wanna let you go - I'll smash your head in the doorway, - If you don't pay my way - I got no money, I got no rent, - I'm just hungry for you - I'm just hungry for you - I'm so hungry for you - Hungry for you! - Hungry for you!
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Failure Is The Best Revenge
For all those who've failed - you will have your day - and you'll hear them say - "I don't understand how things went wrong, - I've always been great, good-looking and strong" - When they feel like you have all the time - It's your revenge - FAILURE - I guess that's life, - failure is the best revenge - Be proud of your flounders - and falter with pride - Fail without shame - cuz you never tried - Don't bother building a trophy case, - Unless they start handing them out for last place - Be humble because no one is safe - It sneaks right up - FAILURE - Everybody join the club, - Failure is the best revenge - FAILURE - Only one way of doing things right, - but a thousand ways wrong, - so join the fight. - In showing the winners we don't play their games, - an army of losers - retarded and lame - a chance to unite - cuz we're all the same - It's great to be a - FAILURE - Never try - Failure is the best revenge - Avoid mediocrity - and run the other way - Stay at the bottom - you're welcome to stay - Make them remember you for failure without match - Every defeat is a feather in your cap. - I give a crap - We all belong - FAILURE - One billion strong - FAILURE - come join the club - FAILURE - Never try - Failure is the best revenge.
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Aging Orange
I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite bitter - as sales dropped like flies - No one likes these dumb songs - of racing cars and spies - Maybe it's my ape drape - or hippies in my band - But now we only tour in Arizona - or Japan - So after much thought - and a panel of experts - I came up with a brilliant little plan - I'll take out my frustrations - on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of first - Back in Ancient Egypt - many Pharaohs went to jail - for misappropriation - of my Phrigian scale - I said listen to Tutankhamen - you're driving me insane - it's obvious those bellies - are all dancing to Bloodstains - I figured out you owe me - and please try not to laugh - but every time I hear it - I get one more golden calf - So I've bitten off - a sizable chunk - of the hands of the people - with the food - Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside - a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of first - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! - Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! - Poodle Head!
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Canine Euthenasia
I'm gonna miss you buddy, - you were the best pal in the world - I feel real bad - cuz your going away - but things will be better in the other world - when you get to heaven - I bet your legs will work again - you can run around like years before - and you'll be surrounded by your friends - They'll never have to pick you up - out of the mud, - your hair will grow back - and you'll have a lot of fun - Yeah - I think about the good times, - like when I dressed you up in human clothes, - peanut butter on the roof of your mouth, - chase you around the back yard with the hose - You were my constant companion - but now you don't recognize me - your eyes are blind and dad says - we should let you die with dignity - You knew where we were going on that last ride - when I promised mom & dad I wouldn't cry. - I think it's the right thing to do - if your in pain - Canine Euthanasia - seems more humane - Now sometime has passed - since you have gone away. - I got a new pal - and he's really great - but I think about you every day - I miss you more than any girl, - you never let me down. - Where ever you are - I wish I was there - I was always happy - when you were around. - Sooner or later everyone dies - but I wish I never had to say good-bye - Goodbye
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Moving Up
Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own - At first it seemed so drastic when you and dad kicked me out - but it made me get my act together - and learn what life's all about - now I'm self reliant I can hold my own - Movin' up, - lookout - I got me a job, at a food service place - I'm making four-fifty - and things are going great - I'm cleaning toilets, making fries - but in a couple years - Your least favorite son could make the manager - I don't need education, - forget about a college - I've got the motivation, - I've got the knowledge - I'll work my way slowly up the food service ladder - and prove to my new family here I really matter - Movin' up, - lookout, - here I come, - Movin' up - I hate to jinx my chances - if it's too soon to speak - but there has been some talk, - I could be worker of the week - They'll give me half price lunches - and my own parking space - if I ever get a car - that's icing on the cake - Movin' up, - Lookout, - here I come, - I'm doing great - I may share one room place - with seven other strangers - with bugs and drugs - and several other dangers - but I command the dinner shift, - and when depressed - I think the four F's - Friends, Fun, Fast-Food, Flexible hours - cuz I got me a job - I got me a plan - you said I was a mess up - but I proved that I'm a man - I'm here surviving - and I did my own way - Mom and Dad - I wish that you could see me today - I'm Movin' up, - Lookout, - Here I come, - I got a raise, - Movin' up - Lookout, - Here I come, - I'm doing good
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(I'll make you) Love Me
This here's my last chance - so it won't hurt to ask - What can I do to make you love me? - I'll learn to speak in French, - I'll even pitch a tent on your front yard - to make you love me - It seems impossible - you never seem to notice - But there will come a day - they'll say "he really showed us" - This time I really mean it - I think I'm dangerous - You won't be safe - until you love me - You're such a pretty girl, - let's feed the birds and squirrels - some bread and peanuts - till you love me. - If you don't like some one - Then I will take a gun - and blow their heads off - until you love me - You must understand - I'm not responsible for anything I do - I've got a doctor's note - this time it's not a joke, - I'm really serious - bad things will happen - till you love me. - love me - love me - I know when you say I'm scaring you - and I should go away that it's a lie - But here's some truth - I'll never stop until I die. - (die die die) - In my mind - We are peas and carrots - But you are so blind - You refuse to hear it - You'd better listen up - I'll give you one last chance - you won't be safe - until you love me, - love me, - LOVE ME
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Choosing You Masters
I think my TV's busted - if not this country's dusted - 'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3, - and they were on the MTV - They were telling the people to rock the what? - Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees, - Southern fried kings of mediocrity - Now let me get this straight - you want MTV viewers, - the worlds biggest losers, - to vote? - the idea's wrong - in fact there ought to be a law - if you can sit through a Silverchair video - you shouldn't be allowed to vote at all - They call it a revolution, I call it a curse - Tabitha sucks and Kennedy's worse - it's like I got Clockwork Orange things on my eyelids - as I watch the fans of Stone Temple Pilots seize power - A layer of shit spreads across the land - it's a PSA from the Rollins Band - now the sellout of all time, - who can't sing or write a rhyme - is telling his Genius club - they have a voice? - Well the voice of his fans, - like those of Blind Melons - should be lumped together - w/ convicted felons - Just a segment of society - Not encouraged to engage in public policy - This idea's wrong, - in fact there ought to be a law. - Anyone who bought the last Hole record - should be thoroughly deprogrammed - for the safety of us all - This idea's wrong - don't choose your masters
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I Believe
I believe the children are the future, - teach them well and let them know - things may be all shit right now, - but it gets worse when your old - Happy meals and Easter bunny, - great moments indeed - Enjoy it now while you still can - cuz I believe - I believe in miracles - and dreams can come true - especially the ones - where your teeth fall out - or you're naked at school - even sleeping brings us pain - we never get no relief - But that's how it's meant to be - that's what I believe - What ever happen to trust? - come on people - It's what we need - Stop confusing the issues with facts - Cuz me for one, - I still believe - I believe in the written word - if it's on paper it's true - it's all gospel as far as I'm concerned - if somebody wrote it - it's good enough for me - why be so suspicious of the ones - who tried to keep you informed? - they give you the things you need - that's why I believe
Live Fast, Diarrea
Let the Bad Times Roll
Take it Back
And Now we Dance
I Have a Date
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Power Mustache
N.I.M.B.Y.
Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Live Fast Diarrhea
Happy Birthday to Me
Change My Pants
Get in Line
Johnny Twobags
Kick Me
Soup of the Day
Let The Bad Times Roll
For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside - Now here's a celebration of failure and losing - Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide - Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I'm told - Let the bad times roll - The grass is never greener on the other side - I'll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel - Where's the love in this room? I feel teary eyed. - Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change - Descend, rear end, offend a friend - It's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a free lunch is what I'm told - Let the band times roll - Up to me I'll embrace them happily - let you people know I'm not foolin' - come take a ride with me down to Riverside - show you what it's like to be coolin' - Life's gotta be a little better overseas - whwre everyone's drivin' a Mercedes - unsatisfied with my mailorder bride - so much for my last attempt with the ladies - Listen to nobody this is the way I think - Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty - Just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face - Wake up smell the shit and think that everything is great - I know, I know, I know, I know - we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low - The end is near there's lots to fear - No such thing as a good day is what I'm told - Let the bad times roll
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Take It Back
Let's go to the place where the food is really good - and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah! - Get me to the seat, I wanna eat, - just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah! - What is this stupid shit? - I didn't order this! - Not gonna pay for it! - Take it back! (x5) - Hello pretty lady, I'll only say it once - "meat and cheese only", don't fuck it up! - Here it goes again a conspiracy - are you plotting against me? - I said only meat and cheese, yeah - What is this stupid shit? - I didn't order this! - Not gonna pay for it! - Take it back! (x5) - I'll say it simple, so you can understand - get my food right, I am a hungry man - You say you're sorry, not realy a waitress - "I'm studying to be an actress" - Starting acting like a waitress! - ...Food! - Do you wanna see me puke? - What are you retarted? - Pickles make me sick - let's get the eating started, yeah! - Here it goes again, - I said it all along, - meat and cheese only - it's wrong! Wrong! Wrong! - What is this stupid shit? - I didn't order this! - Not gonna pay for it! - Take it back! (x5)
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And Now We Dance
Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life - Work like hell at Taco Bell for $4.25 an hour - No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die - So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees - And now we dance like soldiers on the battlefield - the only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants - And Now We Dance - You are just a speck in a universe of turds - Silenced by conspirators, not another word. - With ozone trees depleted, you choke on malathion. - nothing fucking matters, so what's the use in tryin'? - And now we dance like warriors on the victory trail - only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Come on and do push ups just like Jack Pallance - And Now We Dance - Never join the ranks of the kiss ass suit and tie - or the stinking hippie, the future is worth a lie, - nothing's worth a fuck, a fuck ain't worth a shit - we're only gonna die, here's how we deal with it - And Now We Dance like warriors on the battlefield - only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants - And Now We Dance - we dance like warriors on the battlefield - only triumph in a moment of glory - Crack your head open and sue somebody - Come on and do one handed push ups like Jack Pallance - And Now We Dance
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I Have A Date
I saw a girl and she drove me wild - She looked at me and I looked and smiled - The cutest girl you'd ever see - I never dreamed she'd go out with me - We met at school so I asked her out - The only girl I ever thought about - She's 16 and she's so devine - I never thought I could make her mine - I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date - I have a date with the cutest girl in town - I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around - I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date - Went to the movies in my parents car - I never dreamed I'd get that far - I picked her up at a quarter to eight - I got there early I didn't want to be late - I never thought it would come to this - I drove her home and she gave me a kiss - I'm in love and it's here to stay - She said she really wants to see me again - I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date - I have a date with the cutest girl in town - I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around - I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date
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Power Mustache
Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate - Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face - It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down - The source of all your problems, every city, every town - Stalin, Hitler, Schneider, just to name a few - got to kill the mustache before it grows on you - Fight! The mustache power! (x3) - Fight! Fight! Fight! - Mustache is authority - The world is run by assholes - They try to run our lives from their golden mustache castles - The Dark Prince was a nazi, his mustache true to form - instead of arm- band swastikas, mouse ears must be worn - He terminates employees with the hair above his lip - cuz in the Fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship - We should take his frozen corpse and shave his fascist face - and make the magic kingdom a truly happy place - Fight! The mustache power! (x3) - Fight! Fight! Fight! - Pigs across the nation dressed in uniform - with their gun and badges, a mustache must be worn - they beat the population with their clubs inflicting pain - with mustache anonymity, they all look the same - we must join together till the mustache is removed - and then we'll have a party with beer and chicks and food. - Fight the power! - Fight the power mustache! - Fight the power! - Fight the power mustache!
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N.I.M.B.Y.
The city council met last night the vote was one to six - Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith" - The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen - She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way - G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender - He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders - But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners - we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys" - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way - A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can - but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man? - Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify - So we must live free of this Hall & Oats reject or die - They said no, they said no way. - Not in my Back yard he can not stay - That eyesore is a stain upon our nation - If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
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Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Just a grunt in a bind in his homeland - Taking orders from a very very bad man - Just yer average Dieter, Helmut, or a Bertrand - I can waste him 'cause I know I never never shook his hand - Killed by a hero, what are we supposed to do? - just a loser with a girlfriend getting fat and - participation in a very very bad plan - In a nation where the bastards are the unplanned - we can waste it cuz it's such a teeny tiny hand - Killed by procedure, what are we supposed to do - (And Cornelius says) - Ape shall never kill ape - I say wouldn't that be great? - But some apes, they just gotta go - We kill the ones that we don't know - Not a nobody, an actual American - beaten silly by another Jody Foster fan - Spend a fortune to debate the moral conflict and - He's protected through it's obvious he killed a man - Killed by the system, what are we supposed to do?
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Live Fast, Diarrhea
Intoxicated - the way I go through life - Inebriated - and then I pay the price - Designated drinker with a defected driver - I can't find my keys must have left them inside her - Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic - I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it - Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am - It's the last think I'll ask - I just wanna live fast, diarrhea - Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) - Punk is what it is - until you're getting paid - This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase - They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad - we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man - I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics - I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it - Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am - It's the last thing I'll ask - I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live - fast! Diarrhea! (x3)
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Happy Birthday To Me
It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to - Fuck you it's my birthday. - A special holiday only for me, so do what I say, - it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave. - Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say. - For 24 hours your wishing me well - 364 days I'm in hell, Oh well. - Happy Birthday to me. - alone on my Birthday, - I'm going to Denny's 10 times today - No Tip! it's my birthday, so do what I say - How could you forget my birthday? - That's really immature - Fuck you for forgetting my birthday - you didn't do what I say - 24 hours no wishing well - now 365 days I'm in Hell, Oh well. - Happy Birthday to me. - Happy Birthday to me, Spank Me! - Oh well, Happy Birthday to me, - I can't believe you forgot my birthday - it's my birthday and you're wrecking it - now it's jsut like any other day - you didn't do what I say - How could you forget my birthday? - That's really immature...
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Change My Pants
I don't wanna change my pants - Not gonna change my pants - I'll Never change... - I'm on fire tonight - my pants are fitting right - Gonna rock & roll tonight, alright - I don't wanna change my pants - Not gonna change my pants - Never change... - I'm back in brown again - they are my trusted friend - You said they looked good last week - so I wore 'em again today - I don't wanna chnage my pants - Not gonna change my pants - Never change... - You can change my shirt, - you can change my mind, - but don't fuck with my pants - These pants represent a symbol of my individuality - and my belief in personal freedom, yeah - Come on I'll show you how - pants don't fail me now - wanna make sweet love to you - ...pants - I don't wanna change my pants - not gonna change my pants - never change... - Every guy grab a girl - everywhere around the world - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants - It's Saturday night I'm feelin' alright - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants - Got a monkey on my back - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants - Baby (x16) - Don't change your pants - never change your pants - Throw your hands in the air - And wave 'em like you just - Don't change your pants - never change your pants - All you sucker MC's - Don't change your pants - never change your pants - I love you - I need you - I want you - But I'm - not gonna change my pants - I'll never change my pants - You know I'm born to lose, - 'cause gamblin's for fools - Don't change your pants - Walkin' down the street, - everyone I meet - Don't change your pants, - never change your pants etc.
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Get In Line
First you get in line. - And then you're in the line. - And then you wait in line. - And then it's almost time. - To get on to the ride - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Get back in the line. - And then you're in the line. - And then you wait in line. - And then it's almost time. - To get back on the ride. - And then you're on the ride. - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Permanacer (x3) - Sentados por favor Permanacer (x3) - sentados por favor - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Get back in the line. - And then you're in the line. - And then you wait in line. - But someone cuts the line. - And they're adding to your time. - And that's not very nice. - Kick 'em outta line. - And then you wait in line. - And then it's almost time. - To get back on the ride. - And then you're on the ride. - Come on! - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee! - Get back in the line.
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Johnny Twobags
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough - You say your life is hard - Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard - Don't play me for a fool. - Your dad wasn't traded for a mule. - Do you know what I mean - Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - Ken is struck in a wheel chair - His spine is bent beyond repair - He's not singin' the blues - and you never even ? of a ? excuse - So at school you might have failed - But there's men being raped in jail - They should be singing the blue - and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - It's ok, so don't be sad - that your sad - cause your still rad - to me - Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues - He's too green to sing the blues - and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues - You ain't black and you ain't blind - You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind - Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues - It's ok, so don't be sad - that your sad - cause your still rad - to me - You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose - Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes - Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
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Kick Me
Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit - an animal on hand outs from an evil government - I've always been a nobody, - I'll never be a somebody, - unless I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it - so full of shit - Kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage - Expose me, you know I'm stupid even for my age - Please check out my shitty band, the preachings of an anarchist, - the government can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists - so full of shit - Kick me. Kick me harder - I need a good kick. - My head is so think - Kick me. Kick me harder. - Rip me a new one. - I don't even have an old one. - I'm so full of shit. - Kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance - And I end up a poet/role model buried in France - I'm so high on pot & shit - I think that I'm in Ancient Egypt - Forgive me, but Seattle's Junkies don't speak for my generation - So full of shit.
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Soup Of The Day
Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. - Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. - Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! - Cash out now buy a home on the range. - 18 years, I'm still punk. - Going back and forth you silly little fuck! - When it goes away, I still stay. - No I won't go away - never the soup of the day. - Money is good whe it comes your way. - Take it now, it's your day. - Take it, before it goes away. - Pay day! Pay day! Get out quick. - It sure beats selling your dick. - Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. - Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. - I had a dream, a terrible thing - like a fucking pig grabbing at a brass ring. - Gimme mine! Got mine! Constant pain - with a shotgun remove your brain. - Don't care a fuck about the flavor of the month - Soup of the day.
Fear of a Punk Planet
Pizza Tran
The Rodge
Join Us for Pong
Hey Holmes!
Girls Turn 18 Every Day
Kill My Tenant
Summer Lovin'
The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
Anti
Teenage Idol
Small Wonder
Phone Machine
Shi'ite Punk *
China Town *
Working for the Man *
Kokomo *
Pizza Tran
medium cheese, - she's glad to take my order - long long way - from that lao-viet border - she fled the jungle - the evil viet cong, pizza tran - orange county - is where you belong - two long weeks - in that little leaky boat - just to get the right - to see me and to vote - here comes my pizza, - down bolsa avenue, - yes its true - pizza tran i love you - girls at school - they just don't understand - what do you see - in that little orphan tran? - she's so pretty - i'm proud to be her man, - and i am - and that's why - i love pizza tran - i love her - and i think she loves me - i order pizza - 'bout 7 nights a week - she's my madam thieu - & i'm her general ky, i believe - she's baking another for me - pizza tran deliver something - i miss you and i'm so hungry - pizza tran - pizza tran get into that dope white supra - and bring me a slice - pizza tran
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The Rodge
all you people gather 'round - and get together - no more sitting on your booty - party people it's your duty - you know what i mean - tell your body what to do - it's up to you - now let your tight pants - do a new dance - to the rog - roger thomas is upon us - don't you fight it - do the rog - can't you see it's so easy - it's now or never, get together - lay it on me, lay it down, - slap me five and gather 'round - the party - is gettin' started - let's act retarded, - no one is carded - now shake your onion - like a grunion tryin' to spawn - grab your girl unless she's shril - hit the dance floor - do the rog - rock the rog across the nation - a bicentennial celebration - tell two friends - and they'll tell two - and they'll two and so on - and so on - it's easy to do - tell your body what to do - it's up to you
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Join Us For Pong
it's the gay nineties and - you can't watch nothin' good - mindless pinko garbage - is all they make in hollywood - kung fu theatre, - now there's a show with class - like to find the guy - who cancelled it - and karate chop his ass - so after alf is done - there ain't nuthin' good on - all my rowdy friends come over - 'cause i have pong - join us! join us! join us! - join us for pong! - i got the foxes i got that clout - i got my unit on - the day they came out - you bring the snack treats, - you bring the booze - i ain't bringin' nuthin', - does that box belong to you? - pass the dutchie's on, - my all time favorite song - but turn it down you moron - 'cause we're tryin' - to play pong - don't be fooled by world peace - or an economy thats stable - the c.i.a.'s just got more time - to watch you - through your cable - they would control you - and take away your brain - you can defeat them - if you switch your box - over to "game" - do what's right to you, - not what they tell you to - you can fight - we meet tonight - so join us for pong - it's up to you to improve - your hand-eye cordination - or become a mindless servant, - unwitting puppet of the nation - they know your address, - they send you bills - they decide if you watch tyson, - don't that give you the chills - shake off your shackles son, - we've only just begun - there's just two speeds, - it's what you need, - so join us for pong
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Hey Homes!
hey homes, don't front my set - hey homes, don't front my set - word! you fudge with me - you fudge with the crew - word! the dumbest thing you'll - ever do - word! don't front my set - 'cuz we got power - word! i got guys - comin' in from bellflower - hey homes, don't front my set - word! me and my home boys just - don't dig - word! you bustin' turf - and strartin' sheet - word! crazy, crazy - close you stay - word! what the hell - did i just say? - hey homes, don't front my set - word! this ain't no - downtown box of wine - word! homey bus head, - he did no time - word! jacked his ride, - cold set up heads - word! just stop me - if i'm makin' sense - hey homes, don't front my set
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Girls Turn 18 Every Day
judy hates me, - stepped on her cat - i hate judy, - she's gettin' too fat - sally left me, - i was gettin' kinda cold - i left sally, - she was gettin' kinda old - oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? - tawana don't like - the tapes a bought - boo-yah tribe, - new kids on the block - tracy says my car is dumb - i think there's more - where she came from - oooh, oooh, - what's a guy to say? g - irls are turning 18 every day - rachel turned 18 just last week - kamie turned 18, looks so sweet - jenny's lookin' sorry at 29 - but her sister turned 18 - just in time
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Kill My Tenant
no respect - for a land-holding man - only scum - who pay when they can - free-loaders - that hate what i am - then beg me to fix their can - ugly harleys on the front lawn - i come by - to turn the sprinklers on - just tryin' to keep up the place - get a knuckle sandwich - right in my face - kill my tenant, - he ain't worth the rent - section 8 - pays most of their rent - but they can't handle - the 20 percent - selling speed - just ain't what it's been - wanna see me - make some homeless men? - rent's in the mail, - you know that it's not - i got filth attempting to squat - think i'm kidding, - 'til someone gets shot - i love slow targets on pot - just tryin' to get appreciation - some return on my investment - go buy your own home - tom vu will show you how to - own big money and a yacht - how i long for midieval times - right to deflower virgins - was mine - no coalitions - telling me what to do - no pesky pinko ACLU - you can linch - whomever you like - just be careful - where you park that bike - i'm not impressed - by pigs with no class - so get off your ass - and go cut the grass
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Summer Lovin'
summer lovin' had me a blast - summer lovin' happened so fast - met some girl, crazy for me - met a guy, cute as can be - summer days drifted away - to oh, the summer nights - tell me more, - was this texas or france? - tell me more, - did you get in her pants? - went to her place, - got in her blouse - while the roadies - demolished her house - watched her cable, stole her tv - she did my band - just the way she did me - summer hoes open their does - then get grounded - for the rest of their life - tell me more, - did her parents come home? - tell me more, - did you call nome on her phone? - in gay paris the girls are so chic - they don't talk english - so they last a whole week - german foxes, - way too much hair - put that wall back - so that they stay there - here's my adress - come stay with me - too bad you can't afford - to come overseas - tell me more, - did you make true love vows? - tell me more, - what if she finds your house? - i got sober that's where it ends - so i told her - we'd still be friends - she was cool, - but just like the rest - i had to leave her - with a phony address - "of course i live there, - i love you, you fox" - (your welcome anytime - at my p.o. box) - san francisco, our closing night - thought he'd finally - met mrs. right - bought her flowers, - read her my poem - said he'd call me - the next day at home - didn't answer - she's with some other dude - probably begging - out on haight street for food
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The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
birds in the air - never chirped the same - slobs in bowling alleys - never burped the same - they came to cry - shocked with disbelief - a broken mass of millions - all drowning in their grief - she was just an innocent - how could you lord? - they cried the day - that farrah fawcett died - Throughout the globe - every chinese man and turk - their unifying symbol - they really liked her work - but who's to blame? - no one made a move - until i find out who did this - nobody leaves the room - they say the road was icy - but that just don't add up - a bushy-haired intruder - another government cover up! - a drug-related overdose - a hunting accident - death at the hands of another, - i'll bet! - first jfk - and then we lost the king - thank god it must be over now - they say they come in threes - but still i ache - the world has lost a friend - i'll trade all - of my viewmaster reels - to see her once again
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Anti
always speak my mind - the truth is what i say - i shout it out - in black and white - no smegging shades of gray - you've got to be defiant - that's what i always say - you'll never never hear my silence - but that's the price i'll pay - 'cuz i'm anti-antiseptic - i'm anti-antipasto - i'm anti-anticipation - and i'm anti-antichrist - but i'm pro-prophylactic - i'm pro-propane gas - i'm pro-propaganda - and i'm por-antipathy - the future starts tomorrow - with the children of today - they'll never feel your sorrow - they stand right in your way - so take your brain out - have it washed, - that's a fact of life - but i don't mean like blair and - tootie - they'd both make - a damn good wife - i'm anti-antidote - i'm anti-antiquate - i'm anti-antifreeze - i'm anti-guitar hero - i'm anti-antimatter - i'm anti-antipersonel - i'm anti-antonym - i'm anti-ann taylor - i'm anti-antibiotic - i'm anti-anticlimax - i'm anti-andrew ridgley - i'm anti-anticoagulant - i'm pro-procreation - i'm pro-programmable - i'm pro-prohibition - i'm pro-profanity - i'm anti-antitrust - i'm anti-antiknock - i'm anti-antiknock additive - i'm anti-pro choice - i'm pro-anti choice - i'm pro-propaganda - i'm proctor and gamble - i feel any more verses - to this song - would be anti-climatic
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Teenage Idol
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Small Wonder
You know Vicky that I love you
You are programmed what to do
Is it wrong to feel this way
I could tell you what to say
But late in the evening
when it's starting to get dark
her light sensors
defect to make a spark
to set her ablaze
with passions and desires
She's lost control
Only love can quench her fire
She's fantastic made of plastic
Microchips here and there
She's a small wonder
Love and laughter everywhere
But once again
when the sun is going down
She becomes a menace,
a terror of the town
Her appetite for lust
No man could ever know
She's not human, no Vicky
no Vicky no!
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Phone Machine
Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call
I'll see you on Sunday
Good-bye, I love you.
But,
if this is you,
you can suck my tick!
if it's my boss,
fudge you! I quit!
Anyone else,
you can do the same
don't leave a message,
unless you're viking lame!
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Shi'ite Punk
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China Town
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Working for the Man
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Kokomo
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When in Rome do as The Vandals
Ladykiller
Birthday Bash
Master Race
Big Brother vs. Johnny Sako
Mohawk Town
Viking Suit
Hocus Pocus
I'm a Fly
Slap of Love
Airstream
Rico
Ladykiller
Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots - Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Well they came down looking to score - but they got a whole lot more - When they started a fight on that frightful night - at Lady Killer's bar - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - So if you have to leave your turf - you better not go far - Or start a fight on friday night - in Lady Killer's Bar - Illa Zilla...
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Bad Birthday Bash
House all to myself - it was my birthday present - But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - Asked to bring some friends - they walked in with mohawks - As the band began to play - they started to throw rocks - Now I thought that this was cool - til they threw me in the pool - The sofa must of missed me - cause now it sits here with me - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - War declared on furniture - still no mercy shown - Anything not nailed - was immediately thrown - Final damage toll - is better left unspoken - By the time they left my house - there was nothing left unbroken
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Master Race (in outer space)
one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launch them to the moon - the secret moon base was nearly complete - so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat - Germany was about to fall - they loaded up the rockets and launched them all - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon
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Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako
big brother, he is a watching - watching me and you - big brother, is a watching - and he'll know your every move - their really really gonna do it to you - just wait and see - they'll be telling us what to do - and they'll want us to die laughing - and they'll want us to die laughing - johnny robot, he can save us - cause he knows just what to do - johnny robot, listen up - johnny sako's coming for you - johnny sako's on his wrist radio - to thwe mountain hideaway - johnny robot, please wake up - we need you right away - we need you right away
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Mohawk Town
Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - The sun was high and his mouth was dry - So he rolled up to the saloon - He ordered himself some red eye - he knew he'd meet John soon - Checked out all the Mohawks - sittin round the bar - He knew he found the Mohawk town - and John couldn't be too far - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - He walked out of the saloon - and there stood Mohawk John - He didn't have no time to speak - both guns had just been drawn - Now Mohawk John was quick - but Skin shot straight and fast - He put a slug right through his heart - and laid him on his back - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town
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Viking Suit
Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your mother's - I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car - Okay - He's got his camera - and deep seeded obsessions - His nordic heritage - and sexual frustrations - He wants to be Lief Ericksson - to discover America - but he's not - He's just a photographer - who likes little boys in viking suits - He likes to take the little boys - walking home from school - in his neighborhood - Take them to his studio - and dress them up in viking suits - Words of wisdom - Each one rings true - Watching little brothers could happen to you - So don't grow up to be a guy - Who takes pictures of little boys in viking suits - Come here little boy
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Hocus Pocus
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I'm A Fly
Help me! Help me! - I'm a fly! I'm a fly! - Help me! Help me! - I wanna die! I wanna Die! - Cause this world is the shit I land on - it's got nothing to give - This world is the shit I land on - I don't wanna live - I don't wanna live - I don't wanna live
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Slap Of Love
Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? - Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much? - [ SLAP ] - Don't say sorry - or call her baby - and if she wants to go out - say, "Maybe" - Never let her get the upper hand - A woman can't respect a weak man - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - So she ran out? - Let her pout! - She just went down to the store - You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer - when she comes through that door - She loves that stinging pain - And she knows you'll have to do it again - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Don't feel sorry - That's a mistake - The biggest one you'll ever make - I wouldn't trust her - as far as I could throw her - You might love her - but you don't know her - Show her your love with a slap - You know that she will come back - Now your looking at the rings on your hand - And your feeling like a hell of a man - The woman now knows her place - I can see it in her rosy face - And if she talks back - You just have to slap her down - Give her that slap of love - It will keep her coming around - Show her your love with a slap
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Airstream
driving in our airstream - we're a band on the road - with equipment, roadies, a manager - we've got a heavy load - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - on our way to your town - cause you've never seen us play - with our airstream's aerodynamic design - we should be there any day - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - airstream is so shinny - and it's made out of aluminum - you can't tell if it's a '64 - or an '81 - I know that it's American made - So my chest just swells with pride - Then I grab that stainless steel handle - And I pull myself inside - double insulation - diamond tuck n roll - toilet, shower, refrigerator - we're completely self contained - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airstream! - airstream is so beautiful - we can hardly keep the foxes out - when we round that final corner - we can hear them shout - airstream!
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Rico
I live in the land of the freeways - Home of the smog and traffic - The sun and the air - The mountains and sea - Streams and palm trees - The valleys... - The canyons... - The mountains... - The beaches... - Hollywood, downtown, the valley - Are all places you should see - The city at night, the city so bright - a short time away a campfire sight - The missions... - The mansions... - The farmlands... - Punk rock bands... - People come from all over - to work and live in the sun - It's always so nice - my own paradise - The desert , the snow - So many places to go - The people... - The places... - The weather... - The faces... - That's for me
Hitler Bad, Vandals Good
People That Are Going To Hell
Cafe 405
My Girlfriend's Dead
I Know, Huh?
Money's not an Issue
I've Got an Ape Drape
If the Government Could Read My Mind
Too Much Drama
Come Out Fighting
Euro-Barge
F'd Up Girl
An Idea for a Movie
OK
So Long, Fare Well
People That Are Going To Hell
Some people are bad and they don't give a damn - what they do or who they hurt. - They go through their lives and don't apologize - for the shit that they've disturbed. - But they don't bother me at all cuz I know quite well - When their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell - Some beat their wives or pull out a knife - and stab a person or two or three - with no repercussions and no one here can touch them - and they get away scott free - But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell - When their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell - They will spend eternity cursing all they've done - faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run - They will be in agony until the end of time - Cuz they were such ass holes while alive - So try and be nice and to do what's right cuz there will come a day - When you're faced with your maker and no one here can save you - No matter what they say. - And be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and - when their lives are over and they've done what they've done - They're the people that are going to hell
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Cafe 405
Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all - Hope no employee over hears - Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White, & Blue - Seems I've been watching her for years, - It brings a smile to my face as she hops with style and grace - Way beyond 9 to 5, she's keeping hope alive - Cafe 405 - I'd always keep her warm in that silly uniform - Tell her every day that she's the best - Just wanna be with her, I'd never chat on her - Wit someone at Panda Express - And nothing else makes me tick like when she's on that Pogo Stick - I wish I wasn't afraid, she's making lemonade - One day our love will arrive, so glad to be alive - I'm always flattered when my hot dog's gettin' battered - She's gettin' better at it every day - Shopping mall renegade, she's makin' lemonade
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My Girlfriends Dead
I once had a girlfriend,
butthen one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy or the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.
My girlfriend's dead you see, it's a total lie- but it's easier on me than having to admit that she like's someone else.
My girlfriend's dead you know, please change the subject or I'm going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven.
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I Know, Huh?
I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday - She's got one of those bedrooms you can see from the freeway - I know her brothers, her cousins and her Dad - Would not appreciate me getting on those - Not from the same neighborhood, - Her brothers scare me but their sister looks so good - Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home to - Make dinner and clean up and that sucks. I know, huh? - Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home to - Fill up the pinnate for you cousin's quincenera - And when we dance, the snare drum comes out of nowhere - But we're together, and they're playing our song - 'Cause when she calls, I know I just gotta' go there - And when I get her in the mood, the tuba ruins the song - I go to pick her up but I just get stared down - They say hey huero what you doin' in this town - I got a mission so I don't care what they say - They think they're something just because it's cowboy day - In their neighborhood, her brothers scare me - but their sister looks so good - Sandra, I know huh? You gotta' go home to - Put the cow stickers on Tio's van conversion
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Money's Not An Issue
Well I know you been working most nights - And I think you deserve something nice for once, you do - And the twins they've been driving you nuts - But tonight your in luck. Guess what, Here's what- - Hey Babe we're going out tonight - were finally gonna do it right - No more pinching pennies with a broke ass loser - I've had a change of luck, I found the twenty bucks - I thought I lost under the sofa - I'm feeling like a hundredaire and baby I just don't care - Where we go or what we spend - So grab your friends-cuz - Money's not a issue tonight - Hey baby were going out tonight - just bring your appetite for luxury and fun cuz - Money's not an issue - Go on baby now make a wish - I'm feeling Irish rich - I found me pot o' gold and living large, it fits you - Feel free to super size - cuz tonight dreams are realized - I know that's it's been rough - and you don't get the stuff - That such a pretty lady is so deserving of - but now that's not the case - I'll shower your sweet face with - Champagne dreams and Moustache kisses - I'm well aware that I've been kind of cheap and tight - but all that's changed and were going to do it right - so tell your friends that - Money's not an issue tonight
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I've Got An Ape Drape
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad
Make it short in front and long in back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
Norco Neck Warmer...Norco
Hockey Hair...Nashville
Mullet...Canada
Forbidden Hair...Europe
Shom...Florida
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If The Government Could Read My Mind
Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see - about the New World Order conspiracies - And the covert spreading of deadly disease - They've got earthquake machines and UFO's - and black helicopters wherever we go - But I forget them all when you are with me - They can telepathically read my mind I'm not scared of what - they'll find - Let them do what they're gonna do - Cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you. - They've got secretly funded internment camps - and biological warfare labs - But when you look at me they all don't seem so bad - They've got Martian traded technology, - and mind control psychology - I'll let them do what they wanna do - Cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you. - I could stockpile food and join a militia - but I'd rather stay at home and kiss ya - Let them do what they're gonna do - Cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you. - If the government can read my mind baby, - you know it doesn't matter what - they find, cuz if the government can read my mind - they know I'm thinking of you.
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Too Much Drama
Hot step moms and surrogate dads - It breaks my heart to see him so sad - Lying alone in his room with a frown on - Reruns show him what he's missing out on - If life could be, like he sees it on TV - He wouldn't have to hurt so bad - Hurts so bad `cause - It's too much drama, too much drama Dad and Mama - Traded back and forth til he turns 18 - It's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma - So he joins a family on the screen - Can't you see? Too many parents leave - Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe - How they can think that he can take it - It's all he can do to fake it - Off for a weekend with real Dad but - The only thing real is how real bad he - Just wants his life to be black and white - Those people never fight - If he could Xerox a home from the talking picture box - He wouldn't have to hurt so bad - So he turns to TV for help and for guidance - A lot of his virtues he picked up from Linus - Fonzie taught him what it means to be cool - From Doogie he learned that he must go to school - Three's Company taught him that just acting gay - Could lower the actual rent he would pay - Cops showed beating your wife and your neighbor - Could immortalize you and your double wide trailer
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Come Out Fighting
Originally recorded by Pennywise, - dedicated to the memory of Jason Matthew Thirsk
Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do - when you yourself don't know. - Voices! You got one too, so let it out - and let us know when you're feeling all alone. - Well I know, - There are times when- you're feeling close to the ground - And there's times when- you may feel there's no place to call home - And there's times when- your best friend just seems so far away - And there's times when- the only end in sight is the end - You've got to come out fighting! Come out fighting! Come out fighting! - Don't let it get you down. - Problems! I've got em too but keeping them inside is not the thing to do. - Problems! You've got to face hang-ups head-on, before you know they're - hangin' you. - You've got to come out fighting! Come out fighting! Come out fighting! - All alone yes all alone. Loneliness, it is something we all know. - Woooh all alone, yes all alone. Been there before so please believe me - 'cause I know. - Woooooooooh. Sorry to say to your dismay your life is not the only one that - you affect. Don't you realize that a part of all of us will die inside when - you yourself are dead. - You've got to come out fighting! Come out fighting! Come out fighting! - Come out fighting! - Warning you, warning you, warning me.
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Euro-Barge
Here in America, respect your fellow man - Some foreign cultures don't understand - We got this little rule and it's called elbow room - Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume - It I'm in front of line, then you should stay behind - Until I get my iceless soda. - It's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve - Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve - In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking - slime, that cut in line. - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - I am the ambassador of kick your assador - What's your affinity for my vicinity. - There's plenty room here in your country - It's just etiquette to use deodorant. - Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent - Boozy and stinkin' I smell what your thinkin' - I just need a little more space Get out my face - Barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin' - Back the fuck up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole - Tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here - You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness - I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American - Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin' - Push you out of the way sock you in the pate' - Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead - I am the ambassador, of fuckin' kick your assador!
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Fucked Up Girl
I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced - but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge - from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world - Who is legally insane - I'm not afraid and I'll rise to the occasion - and I'll remind you when it's time for medication - for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world - Who is legally insane - You need someone who's there weather you're Lucid or delusional - You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all - I understand all the problems you got - I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you - Fucked up girl. - I'll be with you until we find a good solution - and keep you out of any mental institutions - Cuz you're legally insane - It takes some patients and a lot of sacrifice - helping a lunatic get through her life - I'll protect you from yourself cuz you got nobody else - And your legally insane - You need someone who's there when you're losing all you faculties - You need someone who understands all your abnormalities - I understand all the problems you got - I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you - Fucked up girl. - You need someone who's there weather you're - Lucid of delusional - You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all - I understand all the problems you got - I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you - Fucked up girl.
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An Idea For A Movie
I got an idea for a movie, - and it goes like this - (Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught - In a bottle of Mr. Pibb - And they go on adventures, - I think it could be big - Is it too soon to whisper Oscar? - Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear - All we need are some meetings and a lead - I got an idea for a movie, - It's about this guy - Who wished and wished 'til it came true, - And now this kid can fly - I got an idea for a movie, - and here's my pitch - I get a job and quit my band, - And you stop being a bitch - And we will have adventures, - Like the boy and his bottle did - Is it too soon to whisper Oscar? - Put a happy ending there and it'll write itself, I swear - All we need are some meetings and a lead - With a happy ending there this thing will write itself, I swear - All we need is some trick photography - I forgot one thing about the guy - Who gained the ability to fly - It was actually only for a foot or two - And only an inch or so high
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OK
Hey buddy how you doin' today?
Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK.
How bout you, you doin' all right?
Well I got into a fight my girl left last night.
That's rough guy what was it about?
I lost my job and she just ran out.
Your honey got runny when the money got funny?
My honey got runny when the money got funny, buddy.
Are you ready for a brand new day?
OK!
I'm gonna do things my own way OK!
Here's what you do and rejoice in new and join me when I say, OK!
So guy what do you do now?
Everywhere I go people telling me how,
To live my life like they really know me.
Sometimes past your nose it's hard to see
So guy what you trying to say?
I say its time to do things your own way
So tell me what you want, what I really, really want!
When you're living in shit and your life is shit and shit is all you smell.
You submit and get to used to and live in your shit filled hell.
People will mislead you and believe you when I say.
Trust yourself!
Believe yourself!
And join me when I say Ok!
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So Long, Farewell
Sweatin' to the Oldies
Anarchy Burger
The Legend of Pat Brown
Join us for Pong
Pizza Tran
The Master Race in Outer Space
Wannabe Manor
Mohawk Town
Lady Killer
Girls Turn 18 Every Day
Hey Holmes!
H. B. Hotel
Pirate's Life
Summer Lovin'
Urban Struggle
Teenage Idol
Goop All Over the Phone
Anarchy Burger (live)
anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy, go ape shit - let them know your sick of it - write your congressman, - tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - you're all potential anarchy burgers - if you want to be free - order yourself an anarchy burger - (hold the government, please) - anarchy burger - hold the government - America stands for freedom - but if you think you're free - try walking into a deli - and urinating on the cheese - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - say fuck in front of your mom - fuck! - and - go to school naked
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The Legend of Pat Brown (live)
Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - Gets real mean, when he's in his machine - He's no zero, he's a fucking hero - Pat Brown - He didn't get too far - Pat Brown - He got holes in his car - Pat Brown - They threw him in jail - Pat Brown - Couldn't pay his bail - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - and I'll tell you why - He's no clown, so don't fuck around - He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun - To shoot at you - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He's a crazy guy - Yeah I'll tell you why - On a hunting trip - the trigger slipped - someone almost died - Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage - He won't pay 50 bucks for head - Music shop got a midnight shopping stop - "Hello Marshal Amps" - Stereo store got hit for even more - But Pat got caught - At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best - To waste some pigs - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground - Pat Brown - He don't fuck around - Pat Brown - He's got a shotgun - Yeah you better run - Me and Joey know - Here he comes - down your street - Sawed-off shotgun - in his seat - Better look around - cause here comes Pat Brown - Gonna run you down - Now don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - Don't fuck around - with Pat Brown - with Pat - Bra-rown
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Join Us For Pong (live)
it's the gay nineties and - you can't watch nothin' good - mindless pinko garbage - is all they make in hollywood - kung fu theatre, - now there's a show with class - like to find the guy - who cancelled it - and karate chop his ass - so after alf is done - there ain't nuthin' good on - all my rowdy friends come over - 'cause i have pong - join us! join us! join us! - join us for pong! - i got the foxes i got that clout - i got my unit on - the day they came out - you bring the snack treats, - you bring the booze - i ain't bringin' nuthin', - does that box belong to you? - pass the dutchie's on, - my all time favorite song - but turn it down you moron - 'cause we're tryin' - to play pong - don't be fooled by world peace - or an economy thats stable - the c.i.a.'s just got more time - to watch you - through your cable - they would control you - and take away your brain - you can defeat them - if you switch your box - over to "game" - do what's right to you, - not what they tell you to - you can fight - we meet tonight - so join us for pong - it's up to you to improve - your hand-eye cordination - or become a mindless servant, - unwitting puppet of the nation - they know your address, - they send you bills - they decide if you watch tyson, - don't that give you the chills - shake off your shackles son, - we've only just begun - there's just two speeds, - it's what you need, - so join us for pong
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Pizza Tran (live)
medium cheese, - she's glad to take my order - long long way - from that lao-viet border - she fled the jungle - the evil viet cong, pizza tran - orange county - is where you belong - two long weeks - in that little leaky boat - just to get the right - to see me and to vote - here comes my pizza, - down bolsa avenue, - yes its true - pizza tran i love you - girls at school - they just don't understand - what do you see - in that little orphan tran? - she's so pretty - i'm proud to be her man, - and i am - and that's why - i love pizza tran - i love her - and i think she loves me - i order pizza - 'bout 7 nights a week - she's my madam thieu - & i'm her general ky, i believe - she's baking another for me - pizza tran deliver something - i miss you and i'm so hungry - pizza tran - pizza tran get into that dope white supra - and bring me a slice - pizza tran
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The Master Race in Outer Space (live)
one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launch them to the moon - the secret moon base was nearly complete - so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat - Germany was about to fall - they loaded up the rockets and launched them all - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - one small step for man - one huge step for mankind (sieg heil baby) - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - so we launched them to the moon
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Wanna Be Manor (live)
You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - I looked in the door, opened the door - peeed on the floor, spotted a whore - drugs and filth are all around - no clean dishes can be found - if you thought that your nightmares were scary - wait till you meet the hoe called jerri - no one dragged a dead fish in the room - it's spreading legs and her female perfume - I walked upstairs, I can't explain - but I got involved in a three man train - was it fun? Yeah, I guess - but I got crabs like all the rest - Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob - lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job - go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear - just make sure you sniff that beer! - Passing out is no excuse - you'll be subject to abuse - some will let you hang there - It's just the pigs on their nightly visit - After busting one person each - the pigs said to move out of huntington beach - now I'll have to find a new town - or find another wanna be manor - wanna be manor - You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - wanna be manor - wanna be manor
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Mohawk Town (live)
Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - The sun was high and his mouth was dry - So he rolled up to the saloon - He ordered himself some red eye - he knew he'd meet John soon - Checked out all the Mohawks - sittin round the bar - He knew he found the Mohawk town - and John couldn't be too far - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town - He walked out of the saloon - and there stood Mohawk John - He didn't have no time to speak - both guns had just been drawn - Now Mohawk John was quick - but Skin shot straight and fast - He put a slug right through his heart - and laid him on his back - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - Cause everyone knows a skinhead, - and skinheads aren't allowed - (skinheads aren't allowed) - in Mohawk Town
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Lady Killer (live)
Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots - Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Well they came down looking to score - but they got a whole lot more - When they started a fight on that frightful night - at Lady Killer's bar - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - So if you have to leave your turf - you better not go far - Or start a fight on friday night - in Lady Killer's Bar - Illa Zilla...
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Girls Turn 18 Every Day (live)
judy hates me, - stepped on her cat - i hate judy, - she's gettin' too fat - sally left me, - i was gettin' kinda cold - i left sally, - she was gettin' kinda old - oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? - tawana don't like - the tapes a bought - boo-yah tribe, - new kids on the block - tracy says my car is dumb - i think there's more - where she came from - oooh, oooh, - what's a guy to say? g - irls are turning 18 every day - rachel turned 18 just last week - kamie turned 18, looks so sweet - jenny's lookin' sorry at 29 - but her sister turned 18 - just in time
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Hey Homes! (live)
hey homes, don't front my set - hey homes, don't front my set - word! you fudge with me - you fudge with the crew - word! the dumbest thing you'll - ever do - word! don't front my set - 'cuz we got power - word! i got guys - comin' in from bellflower - hey homes, don't front my set - word! me and my home boys just - don't dig - word! you bustin' turf - and strartin' sheet - word! crazy, crazy - close you stay - word! what the hell - did i just say? - hey homes, don't front my set - word! this ain't no - downtown box of wine - word! homey bus head, - he did no time - word! jacked his ride, - cold set up heads - word! just stop me - if i'm makin' sense - hey homes, don't front my set
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Pirate's Life (live)
Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I'm in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E-ticket - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - Where can I hide? - I don't want to buy a bride - I'm alone as I float - Hey, there were others in my boat - Up ahead, one of the men - he said he would be my friend - He'd guide me to the hole - If I deeded him my soul - To the hole I didn't make it - That doesn't mean he didn't take it - He laughed at my plight - He said you'll be one of us tonight - High adventure on the sea, - but it's not the life for me - Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me - I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife - Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25 - He was right, I'm still here - as I have been, for over a year - With my last bit of hope, - a tin can and rope - I just want to break free - But I can't get away - No I can't get away - cause that damn dog's got the key - No one listens as I tell - of my ordeal in this cell - They stand right by - but they don't fell - Is this for real? - Is this for real!
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Summer Lovin' (live)
summer lovin' had me a blast - summer lovin' happened so fast - met some girl, crazy for me - met a guy, cute as can be - summer days drifted away - to oh, the summer nights - tell me more, - was this texas or france? - tell me more, - did you get in her pants? - went to her place, - got in her blouse - while the roadies - demolished her house - watched her cable, stole her tv - she did my band - just the way she did me - summer hoes open their does - then get grounded - for the rest of their life - tell me more, - did her parents come home? - tell me more, - did you call nome on her phone? - in gay paris the girls are so chic - they don't talk english - so they last a whole week - german foxes, - way too much hair - put that wall back - so that they stay there - here's my adress - come stay with me - too bad you can't afford - to come overseas - tell me more, - did you make true love vows? - tell me more, - what if she finds your house? - i got sober that's where it ends - so i told her - we'd still be friends - she was cool, - but just like the rest - i had to leave her - with a phony address - "of course i live there, - i love you, you fox" - (your welcome anytime - at my p.o. box) - san francisco, our closing night - thought he'd finally - met mrs. right - bought her flowers, - read her my poem - said he'd call me - the next day at home - didn't answer - she's with some other dude - probably begging - out on haight street for food
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Urban Struggle (live)
I want to be a Cowboy - I got to be a Cowboy - I'm born to be a Cowboy - I want to be a Cowboy - A Cowboy! Uh-huh - Tonight we're taking me fast car - Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I'm gonna wait till the club is full - and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true Cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats - and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat - We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes - and stomp around like a bunch of goons - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - We're all OD'd on the Olden West - seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best - I can ride that phony bull so damn good - Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside - My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide - After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies - I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Find out who all fights the best - We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest - Those damn punks are crazy(though) - and meaner than a bull at a rodeo - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - You call me an Urban clone of course - A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse - With a broken nose and a fucked up knee - Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late - Yee Haw - Cowboy look is the one I sought - Can't change now cause the clothes are bought - To be a true cowboy was my fate - I can't help it if I was born late
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Teenage Idol (live)
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Goop All Over The Phone (live)
He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar - Bodacious ones and ruby lips, a regular movie star - Her singin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name - He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same - How he wished he could move to Hollywood - How he wished he could move to Hollywood - But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over that bill - He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill - But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills - So there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill - Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honey bee - And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky - He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile - Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile - (CHORUS) - Now he went off atourin', cause the Vandals gotta play - But with every show their love cost more cause he gets further away - There's only one solution, a phoney calling card - But he yapped & yapped till he got slapped with a serious federal charge - (CHORUS) - Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears - And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years - He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law, - But I ain't stoop so gimme the goop - Cause I still got one phone call." - And there's goop all over the phone.
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