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ANGRY SAMOANS
Angry Samoans - Back from Samoa 
1. Gas Chamber
2. The Todd Killings
3. Lights Out
4. My Old Man's a Fatso
5. Time Has Come Today (Chambers Brothers cover)
6. They Saved Hitler's Cock
7. Homo-Sexual
8. Steak Knife
9. Haizman's Brain is Calling
10. Tuna Taco
11. Coffin Case
12. You Stupid Jerk
13. Ballad of Jerry Curlan
14. Not of This Earth
GAS CHAMBER
Gas chamber!
Where's the light?
Stay at home
Don't feel right
I'm in my room
All the time
Trapped inside
This twisted mind
Gas chamber!
Cannot breathe
Time for lunch
Cannot leave
I'm in my room
All the time
I'm trapped inside
This fucking mind!
No action
No no!
No action
Gas chamber
No
No action!
THE TODD KILLINGS
Stupid Todd [meets? eats? beats? dates?] girls
His idea of killing time
Stupid Todd [etc.] girls
His idea of killing time
He's killing time
Todd killings
He's killing time
Todd killings
[He'll say it on the wall]
My head in a stove
I feel so confused
Oh no!
He's killing time
Todd killings!
He's killing time
LIGHTS OUT
There's nothing more you can leave behind
So forget about seeing, get into your mind
Everything looks better when the world is black
Grab a fork, make the first attack
Lights out!
Poke poke, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
Put a pen in your hand, poke your eyes out
I can't see too well, what's it all about?
Well I dunno man, did you poke your eyes out?
Sure thing, I did it today, startin' to get hip to the lights out way
Lights out!
Poke poke, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
[Put yourself on the floor], roll all about
If you poke too far you reach the front of your brain
Fork in your mind can drive you insane!
Don't worry much, just let it rip, today your eyeballs do the lights out trip
Lights out!
Put a pen in your hand, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
Poke poke, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
Put an ax in your head, poke your eyes out!
MY OLD MAN’S A FATSO
I'm locked inside my bedroom, lookin' at the pictures up on the wall
I need a little elbow room, I need space and that ain't all
Yeah get home first thing you know, my folks jump on my case
Get a job, put the dishes out, put the trash bag in its place
Someday when I'm a man I'm gonna put them in their place
Cuz my old man's a fatso
He's got a potbelly for a mouth
Lookit my old man's a fatso
But you know he own's this house!
Cruising on the highway, feel so good to see open space
I don't feel like a prisoner, I don't feel like a basket case
I turn the radio up to 10 and you know I found my place
Yeah get a job, put the dishes out, put the trash bag in its place
Now that I'm a man I'm gonna piss right in their face
Cuz my old man's a fatso
He's got a bathtub for a mouth
My old man's a fatso
But you know he owns this house!
TIME HAS COME TODAY
I have to roam
I've got no home
My mind is blown
The truth is unknown!
Time has come
Time has come today
Time has come
Time has come today
I have no place to stay
Thinking about the subway
The rules have changed today
This world is blown away!
Time has come
Time has come today
Time has come
Time has come today
I have no home
I have no home
I have no home!
No place to run
I'm staring at the sun
Thinking about the subway
This world is blown away!
Time has come
Time has come today
Time has come
THEY SAVED HITLER’S COCK
They saved Hitler's cock
They hid it under a rock
I discovered it last night
I couldn't even believe my eyes
If Hitler's cock could start to talk
It would say to kill today
If Hitler's cock could choose its mate
It would ask for Sharon Tate!
They saved Hitler's cock
They stuffed it in [Mengele's] sock
They saved Hitler's cock
And now it wants to talk
Now it's starting to get hard
I planted it in my backyard
Every night it kills a dog
And now it wants to [.....]
Hitler's cock is on the loose
And now I'm scared of what it wants to do!
HOMO-SEXUAL
Homosexual!
Screw your wife in the behind
Tell your kids you're doing fine
God you know you stupid liar
Sucking dick your pants on fire
Homosexual!
Up the ass
Homosexual!
Make it last
Homosexual!
Jerk me off
Homosexual!
Don't get lost
Found out that your dad was gay
Living life a brand new way
Plastered you through Howard Hughes
[... with the Jews?]
Homosexual!
We love you
Homosexual!
Things we do
Homosexual!
[Killed Dan White?]
What's it like
Don't like boys, you like girls
Living in your faggot world
Talking [...] before is why
Sneaking out to meet the guys
Homosexual!
I'm ashamed
That's your name
Homosexual!
Where's the blame
Homosexual!
I can't explain
Homosexual!
We love you
Homosexual!
Up the ass
Homosexual!
Darby crash
Homosexual!
Make it last
STEAK KNIFE
Steak knife
Hole in my head
Steak knife
Gonna be dead
Steak knife
[go ahead and change]
Steak knife
It's a part of my brain
It's a hole, a hole in my heart
Dick hurts, chop it apart
Fucking sheep I'm on the rag
Pick up my balls in a plastic bag
Think I need a doctor to look inside my head
Every time I love a girl I stab her in my bed!
I see my life, future's crimson shaped
I see my life in hell, there's no escape
It's a hole, it's a hole in my heart
My head hurts, chop it apart
Steak knife
A hole in my head
Steak knife
Gonna be dead
Steak knife
[go ahead and change]
Steak knife
HAIZMAN’S BRAIN IS CALLING
Three steps and a shot of light
I see a blinding flash
Puss is dripping from my head
I'm lying on my back
Haizman's brain is calling
It's knocking at your door
It only wants to step inside
Just a littel more
Oh my God
Am I dead or living yeah
I don't know or care
I hear the sound, the sound of Haizman
I think I'm almost there
I got four walls yeah, up inside my mind
[I got just four walls yeah, but one I cannot find]
Haizman's brain is calling
It's drilling at your brain
It only wants inside your world of anger, fear, and pain
It's a sign of living
Up inside your head
It's a sign of dying
My blood is turning red
Haizman's brain is calling
It's knocking at your door
It only wants to step inside
Just a little more
Aaaaaooohhhhwwww!!!!!!
TUNA TACO
Go to school I have no friends I cannot find a [pink IV]
[I've a] field day full of worms take a peek it's not your turn
Tell it to your sisters pass the taco smell that's on your hands
Home from school where's the head because my [thought's with the dead]
Hit my head, hit my head, hit my head upside the bed
Tuna taco around the bed I think I'll take the bus instead
COFFIN CASE
Coffin case ran around
Another body can't be found
Coffin case just for you
Turn you into Elmer's glue
Jump back, get down, it's time to move
[.....], downtown, I'm in the groove
Get lost, no cost, such a joke
World keeps going round and round
Your ashes up in smoke
Useless lie, no excuse
Body has no use
Open up, throw it in
Seek more ways to begin
Coffin case [mind] your plan
[And join] the living dead
Coffin case
YOU STUPID JERK
You stupid jerk!
I can't take it no more!
Your face makes me want to puke!
And your mother's a whore!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You stupid jerk!!!
BALLAD OF JERRY CURLAN
Jerry Curlan is nice, sensitive, has lots of friends in Washington
Jerry has a future, is sensitive, and likes meeting people
Suck shit eat queef cuz i'm tired of fucks asshole!!!
Buttfucks his mother buttfucks his dad eats sister's pussy!!!
Is an asshole queer sucks dog dick!!!
Jerry has a future, it is aesthetic, goes to Sacramento
Jerry has friends and people, likes meeting them, and is a very social type
Eat shit fuck you is a toliet drinking queer!!!
Pukes through his nose drinks toilet water!!!
Sucks his mother's asshole licks his sister's pussy!!!
Buttfucks his father buttfucks his brother sucks dog dick sucks horsey dick is a queer!!!
Sleeps with midgets drives a Ferrari and sucks assholes!!!
Sucks [black] assholes is a shithead!!!
Sucks puke pukes through his nose drinks toilet water takes it up the ass buttfucks his dog sucks horsey dick is a shit freak!!!
You jerk you buttfucker!!!
You bastard fuck you Jerry Curlan!!!
(insert random screaming throughout)
NOT OF THIS EARTH
Strange being in a distant land
I look up there's a hole in my hand
And it really hurts!
Bend down, look at the curse
I'm not of this earth
Three knocks on my door
Come in, I don't care what for
I need blood, I can barely breathe
I'll buy your vacuum but you'll never leave cuz
I'll put your head in a milkbottle!
Bend down, look at the curse
I'm not of this earth
Step down, look at the curse
I'm not of this earth!
Angry Samoans - Inside My Brain
1. Right Side of My Mind
2. Gimme Sopor
3. Hot Cars
4. Inside My Brain
5. You Stupid Asshole
6. Get Off the Air
7. My Old Man's a Fatso
8. Carson Girls
9. I'm a Pig
RIGHT SIDE OF MY MIND
Yeah
Right side of my mind
New generation baby
Come look at what you will find
It's our generation baby
There's nothing stopping me now
We don't listen to you
No, there's nothing holding me back
I want all the truth
Right side of my mind!
Right side of my mind
It's degeneration baby
It's all twisted in time
Like reincarnation baby
Straight long hair and tuneless guitars
There's no free expression
Strychnine space race to the stars
It's our new direction, child
There's nothing stopping me now
We don't listen to you FUCK OFF!
There's nothing holding me back
I want all the truth right side of my mind
Right side of my mind
Right side!
Let's go!
Right side of my mind
Ohhh!
The left side of my mind
It's electrocution, baby
Don't look or else you will find
It's your execution, chump
Straight long hair and tuneless guitars
It's our way of expression
Strychnine space race to the stars
It's our new direction now baby
There's nothing stopping me now
We don't listen to you
Ohhh there's nothing holding me back
I want all of truth
Right side of my mind
The right side of my mind
Right side!
GIMME SOPOR
Take a pill take a pill pill pill when I'm ill, for my brain
It's cuz I feel sick, I can't explain, I can't explain
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor
Got a car got a car car car I'm going far, in my car
Got a dog got a dog dog dog I'm a hog, and you're a frog
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor
Gonna kill gonna kill kill kill for my pill, I kill for kicks!
Gonna kill gonna kill kill kill I want my pill, I want my pill!
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor!
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor!
HOT CARS
I think I'm gonna gonna take a trip
I think my mind's gonna go on a rip
Hot cars are on my mind
Hot cars ah they're fine
Hot cars!
Hot cars!
I think I'm gonna gonna go insane
Ahhh!
I think I'm gonna gonna stab my brain
Hot cars are on my mind
Hot cars baby ah they're fine
Hot cars!
Hot cars!
Oh hot cars!!!
INSIDE MY BRAIN
Yeah!
Would somebody stop my mind
It's crawled away I'm goin' blind
The rats crawl into my head
I can't forget what I just said cuz I'm
Inside my brain
You know I'm livin' baby!
Inside my brain
I'm upstairs!
Inside my brain
There's a hole in my head!
Inside my brain!
I see black Christmas trees
Barbed wire, funeral homes
I see your face, forest fires
Rats in the street gnawin' at your bones cuz I'm
Inside my brain
I'm lookin' out yeah!
Insided my brain
There's a hole in my head!
Inside my brain
[Brand new world yeah]!
Inside my brain!
Brain!
BRAIN!!!
Rodents drilling at my skull
Subtract my life from one to null
Hot cars and crashing sounds
These are the things that I have found when I'm
Inside my brain
Inside my brain
Ahhh, inside my brain!!!
Yeah baby, I found a new home
I drilled a hole in my head
I'm looking out yeah
It's a brand new world!!!
YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
One two three
You took you clothes off, I started to laugh
That's when I knew I was through
Guess I'll go, I'll take a bath
There's nothing else to do
You stupid asshole
Girl you're making me sick
You stupid asshole
Baby suck my dick!
One two, I'm lookin' at you
And there ain't nothin' I missed
Three four, I'm closin' the door
Cuz you no longer exist
Guitar!
Whip it out baby!
I hear these words pounding in my brain
I need a girl who puts out
But you don't and it's causing me pain
I'm in the middle of doubt
You stupid asshole
Baby I'm one too
You stupid asshole
I don't know what to do
One two, I'm lookin' at you
And there ain't nothin' I missed
Three four, you're just a fucking whore!!!
Cuz you no longer exist baby!!!
Cuz you no longer exist!!!
Yeah!!!
GET OFF THE AIR
Hey!
Hey!
He can't read baby he can't talk
He's LA's favorite punk rock jock
Glitter bands and Bowie's cock
Are his ideas of new wave rock
You're a fucking piece of shit now Rodney
I don't think you're so hot
You make me laugh those clothes you wear
And those stupid teeth you've got
Get off the air
Get off the air
You pathetic male groupie, you don't impress me
Get off the air
You fucking square
You're just a jerk as far as I can see
8 PM, and Rodney's on the air
He's beating off in Joan Jett's hair
Christmas eve, what'd you got
Four hours of Phil Spector rot
You're a fucking piece of shit now Rodney
I don't think you're so hot
You make me laugh all those clothes you wear
And those lame brain teeth you've got
Get off the air
Get off the air
You pathetic male queer, you don't impress me
Get off the air
You fucking square
You're just a jerk as far as I can see
Hey!
MY OLD MAN’S A FATSO
I'm locked inside my bedroom lookin' at the pictures up on the wall
I need a little elbow room, I need space and that ain't all
Get home first thing you know my folks jump on my case
Get a job put the dishes out put the trash bag in its place
Someday when I'm a man I'm gonna put them in their place
Cuz my old man's a fatso
He's got a potbelly for a mouth
Baby my old man's a fatso
But you know he owns this house
Yeah
I'm locked inside the classroom starin' at the [dots] up on the wall
My [teacher's all the] retards, I need out baby and that ain't all
I don't care about textbooks or [the Jews and discoveries of Spain]
I gotta gotta gotta leave this town I'll take a bus, catch a plane
Cuz my old man's a fatso
He's got a bathtub for a mouth
Baby my old man's a fatso
But you know he owns this... house!
Two three four!
I'm cruising on the highway, feels so good to see open space
I don't feel like a prisoner, I don't feel like a basket case
I turn the radio up to ten and you know I found my place
Yeah get a job put the dishes out put the trash bag in its place
Now that I'm a man I'm gonna put them in their place
Cuz my old man's a fatso
He's got a bathtub for a mouth
Baby my old man's a fatso
But you know he owns this house
CARSONS GIRLS
Lookin' for a place to park
I think I need a fix
Any time when it's after dark
I get my female kicks
I don't go to 'Frisco
And I won't go to the beach
There's just one place I know where ther girls just can't be beat
Carson girls, they're the cutest in the land
Carson girls, I wanna take one by the hand
One's name is Deedee and the other she plays bass
All their friends now are cuter still
I'd like to kiss them in the face
I don't care about one night stands or pick-ups in a bar
All I want is the girl I love on the back seat of my car
Carson girls, they're the cutest in the land
Carson girls, I wanna take one by the hand
Rrraahhh!
Scrunch back now!
So if you're thinkin' about moving west, forget about West LA
Forget about Torrance now baby cuz Carson girls are A-OK
They don't care about breaking hearts and they don't leave guys in tears
And when they love they never stop or at least that's what I hear
Carson girls, they're the cutest in the land
Carson girls, I wanna take one by the hand
Carson girls, they're the cutest in the land
Carson girls, I wanna take one by the hand
II’M A PIG
He picks his nose with the TV on
I'm a pig now baby I'm a pig pig pig
He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone
I'm a pig now baby, dig
When he goes out on Friday night
He takes off his pants cuz it feels alright
Third down and twenty to go
This too-tough turkey is ready to go go go
In the gym the kids are holding their nose
I'm a pig now baby can ya dig
I don't care cuz I got b.o.
I'm a pig, I'm a pig
Body odor is no concern
When he goes shopping those noses turn
Third down and thirty to go
This too-tough turkey is ready to go go go
He's just a turkey, a too-tough turkey
He is a turkey
Right!
Two three four!
Stick it!
He doesn't care about mowin' the lawn
I'm a pig now baby I'm a pig pig pig
He only cares about porkin' your mom
I'm a pig now baby, dig
He goes out on Friday night
He takes off his pants cuz it feels alright
Third down and forty to go
This too-tough turkey is ready to go go go
He's just a turkey, a too-tough turkey
He's just a too-tough turkey
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